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好，要翻身了哦

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好了，一、二！

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乖孩子，做得真棒~

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翻身翻得很棒呢，真厉害，厉害过头了吧~

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真乖真乖~

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欸？只是翻个身还要夸奖，太过宠爱了？？

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不不不，只是心理性的条件反射罢了，也就是所谓的“巴甫洛夫的狗”而已

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可以不要说一些“我在宠爱你”之类的假新闻吗？？

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先不说这个，要把掏耳棒伸进去了哦

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放松~好啦

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乖乖接受掏耳的懂事的好孩子是谁呀？

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是你吗？

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好啦，要把掏耳棒伸进耳朵里了哦~

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感觉耳朵干巴巴的......是不是有点太干燥了？

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一会该做一次耳部护理呢

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不过话说回来

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没有我的话，你什么都做不好呢

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我可没因为这个觉得高兴哦

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“那就好”？......这不倒也挺好的嘛

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真的太可爱了......

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要是困的话，就这么睡着也没关系的哦

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会给你膝枕的

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嗯......确实是有点重，而且腿也有可能发麻

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作为回报，我就独占你的睡脸啦

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所以，可以的哦，好好睡吧~

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好好睡吧~

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摸摸头摸摸头~

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真乖~真乖~

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掏耳真开心啊

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为什么大家都不来加入ASMR部呢......

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这么开心的事，别处可是找不到的啊

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对吧，明明这么开心......

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对了，今天是要一起吃晚饭的吧？

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嗯，收到~

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有什么想吃的吗？

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你想吃的东西，我都会给你做的~

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甜点要不给你烤苹果派吧？

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哦对了，还有你最喜欢的喂食

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晚饭全都喂给你吃也可以哦

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欸？又在宠爱你了？

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你究竟在说什么呀

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要是散布太多流言蜚语的话，可能会被我告上法庭的哦

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毕竟是朋友

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给你做顿饭什么的，再普通不过了

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普通！很普通的吧！

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在我的腿上睡得迷迷糊糊的

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懂事地让我掏耳

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你真是个乖孩子

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乖得过分了，简直是好孩子不二家~

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啊不行了，看着你的脸，都想要亲上去了

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但那实在是有点......

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只是青梅竹马，亲在脸颊上实在是不行的吧

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呃，那也实在是......

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欸？为什么摆出一副“那怎么了”的表情？

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诶？......哈哈，不行的啦~

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好了，掏耳结束~

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真是的，口水都从嘴里流出来了，到底是有多舒服啊......

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啊等会等会，就保持这样别动，接下来还要做耳部护理呢

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ASMR甲子园里也有这个项目的，耳部按摩！

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所以就这样，舒缓下来吧~