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准备好了？

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如果还残留着男人的自尊的话

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也在这顺便扔了更好哦

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毕竟留到后面只会碍事

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话说你鸡鸡还真不堪入目啊，真丢脸

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不愧是抖M

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那先讲规则了，总之先握住吧，那根不像话的肉棒

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对对，首先是基本规则一

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你接下来要上下撸动鸡鸡1000次

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在我允许的“开始”和“结束”期间

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1234……这样一边拼命计数一边撸

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游戏结束时如果计数能到达1000就算成功

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就算只差一次，也必须算作失败哦，懂了吗

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你刚才一副好简单的表情呢

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真的好吗，用那种傲慢的态度

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我一开始说的“躲炸弹”，这就给忘了？

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怎么可能没限制的让你撸啊

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基本规则二

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像刚才这样的吐气炸弹

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如果你还撸了的话，就将接受惩罚

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如果想躲开炸弹的话，就停下手来老实等一段时间，懂了吗

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总结一下就是，在“开始”和“结束”之间

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一边躲避吐息炸弹一边撸管，以1000次为目标

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攻击的时机，自然是看我心情

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你就高速旋转你那颗木鱼脑袋

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“攻击肯定只在刚才那个诱惑里，得趁现在这机会！”，这样来撸吧

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都能理解吧

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至于惩罚嘛

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你好像成天都在自慰，鸡鸡很强的样子

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就把计数归0吧，重新开始数

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再怎么说也太难了吧？

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刚开始还好，如果是快通关了又归0可太绝望了呢

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要重新撸整整1000次

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但也没关系吧

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因为你是被做了过分的事反而会兴奋的抖M嘛

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一想到1000次的努力会因为仅仅一次的失误就清0

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鸡鸡就兴奋地忍不住，对吧

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不是吗？喂，说话啊，变态

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真有意思

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对了对了，游戏结束前就算达到了1000次

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也禁止往上增加数字

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就算撸了2000次3000次

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能计数的依然只到1000哦

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但是理所当然的，必须全程保持勃起状态

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开始以后就算撸了1000次，在完全结束前也绝不能停哦

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因为如果不撸的话，鸡鸡很快就萎了嘛

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一边恐惧着即将到来的炸弹，一边小心翼翼的丢人自慰

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不到最后一刻都不能停下

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能放松的瞬间，一秒都不存在哦

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规则说明就这些，很愉快对吧，这游戏

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但说到底这游戏，做出来就没打算让你通关

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是适合抖M的不讲理的垃圾游戏

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真遗憾呢，反正你肯定会game over

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就拼命努力让我开心好了，变态