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那么，睡觉之前先把牙给刷一遍罢

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快，到老身这边来

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唔姆，好孩子

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那么，开始刷牙罢

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把牙齿“噫——”地咬到一起哦，“噫——”地

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嚓嚓，嚓嚓，嚓嚓，嚓嚓

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今天的仙贝很是美味啊

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像这样每天都有的刷牙

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会直接影响到明天能不能有一口能嚼碎仙贝的好牙齿

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实在是不能懈怠啊

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这所谓的“牙刷”还真是人族的好发明啊

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以前都是用【齿木】和草之类的来处理的

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那样要把角角落落都给刷清楚可不容易啊

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嘛啊，这牙刷是最近才捣鼓出来的东西

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老身寻思它肯定还有改良的余地啊

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嗯啊，嗯啊——嘿嘿

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给你刷牙还真是有趣哦

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就像是老身有了好大一个孩子啊

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你也可以唤老身一句“母上”哦

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嚓嚓，嚓嚓……

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嚓嚓，嚓嚓……

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啊，顺带一提，老身还没有孩子哦

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虽说活了数百年……但是嘛啊，老身没被人中意过啦

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而且有“魔王”这一立场的话，这事就更难成了

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说是做恋爱对象，老身会更觉得是被盯上性命了

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魔族里面，很多家伙都想要站到顶点呢

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老身就让他们全员拜倒了

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你口中的牙菌，老身也会让它们全部臣服的

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唔姆，接着来漱一道口罢

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唰啦唰啦唰啦唰啦……呸！

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咕噜咕噜，咕噜咕噜……呸！

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乖，乖，好孩子！

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那么，接着就刷里面一侧哦

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嘴巴张大啊

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来，啊——嗯

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刷里面的牙齿啊，就得小心不要弄上嘴巴，小心地刷啊

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老身要稍微集中注意力了哦

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好……接下来，就是这边了罢

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接下来就是刷里面的最后一步了

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呼——真是艰苦的战斗

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剩下的……就只有齿腹了

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唔姆，放心交给老身就好

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呼姆，就是这个就是这个

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若是所有的牙齿都能这么好刷就好了

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老身也就不用嫌刷自己的牙很麻烦了

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……不是，老身有好好刷牙哦，你可不要想些怪东西

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凛音大人的牙非常闪亮非常漂亮——来！复述！

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好，那么继续罢

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这样一来……就全部刷好了

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勇者啊，这可真是……真是漫长的刷牙啊

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嘛啊，老身接下来还得刷自己的牙哦……

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啊啊——你愿意的话，接下来你也可以来给老身刷牙哦

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不如说……你来给老身刷牙啦——

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刷牙啦——

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库——你对洗脑魔法有抗性了

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不愧是勇者

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那么，老身就一边让你摸摸头，一边刷牙罢？

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老身偶尔也想让你来摸摸头哦。呼呼呼——

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……唔姆，就这样儿了罢

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那么，再来漱个口——

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好了。接下来就去卧室罢