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裹了浴巾~

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不然我也进不来嘛

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稍微打湿一点…

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员工福利呀…

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我带过来了喔~

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掏耳朵套装

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但先悠闲地泡上一会吧，要养精蓄锐嘛

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真舒服呀…

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变成浮在浴池里的蝌蚪虾了…

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客人您啊…

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把头发泡在水里也可以的喔

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毕竟这之后用浴池的就只有旅馆的工作人员了啊

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然后就是打扫…

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再然后换水…

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所以无论是裹着毛巾泡还是连脑袋一起泡…

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都没问题啦~

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再怎么等也不会有其他人来喔？

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水从耳朵里流出来的感觉还真奇妙啊…

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客人您要不要试试？

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最近还挺流行的

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背后半身浴…

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然后当飘在浴池里的蝌蚪虾~

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不错嘛~

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飘呀飘…

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真舒服呀…

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看招~

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头发漂在水里的感觉…

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也莫名地很舒服呢

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就这样子掏耳朵吧~

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不用起身啦

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不如说是就把耳朵泡在水里掏

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这样一来脏东西应该很容易掏出来吧？

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真是天才般的主意~

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那么请把耳朵泡在水里~

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那就开始慢慢掏咯~

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好的~

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是怎样的感觉呢？

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嗯哼~？

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下次也让别人帮我掏一下吧~

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老板娘或者繁缕小姐…

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真是不知道会怎么样呀

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嘛…

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毕竟我再过个几年大概也会变成她们那样的

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所以也就现在能做这种事情了喔

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就请好好放松吧~

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哈啊…好想买件骑行夹克啊~

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睡过去也没关系的喔，我会注意不让您淹到水的

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接下来打扫一下耳垂这边喔

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外面就揉着洗了

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说起来啊…

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现在院子里有野槌蛇出没喔

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野槌蛇

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也叫做青大将~

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不知道吃了什么，整个圆鼓鼓的呢

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好像很久以前就在了

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长得特别大，也不怕人

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比我的资历还要久呢…

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以前也抓到过青大将喔

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那家伙跑进虫笼里去了 味道特别臭

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所以在院子里才是最好的

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差不多就这样吧~

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那就换到这边咯~

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在这里呢~

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不会掏太深的放心啦

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我对心里有数的~

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想泡露天的浴池啊…

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把灯全关掉 就可以抬头看满天星星的那种

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听着热水涌出来的声音…还有虫鸣…

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那种浴池泡着泡着都会睡着的…简直不要太棒

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出远门的疲劳一下子就没了~

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真舒服呀…

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飘呀飘…

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很久很久的很久以前…

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一位渔夫走在波浪拍打着的沙滩上

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走着走着，他看到前面有一群孩子在喧闹着

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他仔细一瞧，看到那群孩子围着一只大海龟

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正在闹腾着欺负那只海龟呢

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“哎呀，这也太可怜了，你们就放了它吧”

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“才不要呢，好不容易抓到的，它是我们的！”

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“嗯…这样啊，那我用这些钱买它，你们能卖给我吗？”

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于是渔夫救下了海龟

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“可不要再被抓住了啊”

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渔夫对海龟说完这话，海龟就逃到大海里了

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难得一起泡在浴池里

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就讲讲家喻户晓的浦岛太郎吧

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波浪哗啦哗啦…水中的故事

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放走海龟后过了几天

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渔夫又走在海滩上

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“浦岛先生——浦岛先生——”

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他听到有人在叫他

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“是谁呢…？”

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他往声音的方向一看

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只见一只海龟从浪里探出了头

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“我是您前些天救下的海龟呀”

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“真是非常感谢您”

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“作为回报，请您来龙宫做客吧”

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“我们准备了许多美味，还请您赏光”

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“那可真是不错，不过龙宫在哪里呢？”

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“我这就带您去，请坐在我的背上吧”

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“浦岛太郎一骑上去，海龟就‘噗通’一声潜到了海里”

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海龟咕嘟嘟地前进着

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“啊啊…真是漂亮啊”

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海里尽是浦岛太郎以前从没见过的光景

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在由海面洒下的蓝色光芒之中，摇曳着的海草与鱼群

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五彩缤纷的珊瑚似乎完全望不到边际

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咕嘟咕嘟…

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在这样美丽的景色之中前进了一会

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终于一座气派的宫殿出现在了眼前

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“浦岛先生，我们到了，这里就是龙宫啦。”

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在龙宫的入口处，各种各样的鱼排成了长列来迎接浦岛太郎

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一条鰤鱼带领他去到了宴会厅

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那里正摆放着多到让人吃不完的美味佳肴

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一边品尝着好喝到令人直咂嘴的美酒

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一边欣赏着鲷鱼与比目鱼的舞蹈

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这时龙宫的公主大人也来迎接他

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那位公主可谓是美得不可方物

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“浦岛先生，多谢你前些天搭救了海龟。”

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“在我们这多待几天吧，你想待多久都没问题。”

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龙宫中也是一片水波荡漾的光景

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然而虽然身在在海中却能正常呼吸

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和地上并没有什么区别

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所见的尽是碧波荡漾的漂亮景色

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所吃的尽是地上不可能品尝到的珍馐佳肴

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于是顺着龙宫公主的意思

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多待几天…再多待几天…

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日子一天天地过去

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回过神来已经过了整整一个月

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“说起来，也不知道家人和朋友们怎么样了。”

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“他们应该在担心我了吧…”

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“公主大人，感谢您这些天来的招待。”

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“我已经得到了太多太多的回礼啦，也是时候回家了。”

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“是这样啊…虽然让人有些不舍，但我明白了。”

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于是公主大人从宫中拿出了一个箱子

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那箱子上涂着漂亮的黑漆

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外面缠绕着朱红色的细绳

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“那最后让我送你一件礼物带回去吧。”

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“这是百宝箱，里面装着浦岛先生在我们这里度过的时间。”

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“只要好好保管这个箱子，你就不会变老。”

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“但一旦打开了它，里面装着的时间就会回到你身上了。”

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“所以一定不能打开呀。”

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于是浦岛太郎接过了百宝箱

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又一次骑上了海龟的背

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“咕嘟嘟”地回家去了。

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“哎呀…？景色好像不一样了…？”

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“我经常从海滩上走，从没见过有这间房子呀…？”

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“那边那棵松树也不见了啊。”

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浦岛太郎一边纳闷着，一边走向自己家。

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眼前的景色却让他大吃一惊

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自己的家竟然不见了

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惊慌失措的浦岛太郎，跑去问了他从没见过的一位邻居

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“啊啊…浦岛啊…好像是有这么个人。”

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“那个人乘上海龟潜到海里以后，就再也没有回来。”

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“记得是…七百年前的事情啦。”

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浦岛太郎大惊失色

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原来自己在龙宫里开心地做客的时候

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地上已经过了整整七百年

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“我就说那龙宫显得太过梦幻…”

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“果真是不属于这个世界的地方啊…”

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“朋友也好家人也好…大家都不在了。”

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“我成孤零零一个人了…”

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“说起来…公主大人好像说”

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“只要打开这个箱子，时间就会回来…”

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“难道说，打开了时光就会倒流吗…？”

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如此想着，他解开了百宝箱上缠着的绳子

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“咔嗒”一声打开了箱子，一时间烟雾滚滚

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在烟雾里，他看到了自己在龙宫里品尝美味

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欣赏鲷鱼与比目鱼的舞蹈的记忆

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于是烟雾中的浦岛太郎越来越衰老

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最后竟然变成了一只白鹤

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“哈啊…千年鹤，万年龟啊…”

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“这里已经没有与我相识的人了。”

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“事已至此，也没有办法了。”

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“今后就作为一只白鹤，快乐地生活下去吧。”

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于是浦岛太郎张开了翅膀，不知飞到哪里去了。

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只留下海滩上空空如也的百宝箱

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讲完啦~

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是稍微近代改编的，结局没那么悲伤的版本

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不过整整七百年的话

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从龙宫回来以后

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就算是到了用化石燃料的时代也不奇怪啊

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不过毕竟是故事嘛

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浴池里的浦岛太郎~

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讲完啦~

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只泡到肩膀果然还是不行啊…

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肩膀还是会冷

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真的咕嘟嘟的呢…

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怪不得太郎会待那么久了

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水的声音听着真舒服…

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一放松…就感觉快要化掉了…

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要变成热水了~

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先掏了耳朵真是太好了…

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不然掏着掏着绝对要睡着了…

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今天的安眠服务…

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就提前到睡觉之前…这样就算完成啦

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辛苦您了

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不客气~

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等泡完澡了…

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牛奶…想喝瓶咖啡牛奶呢

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客人您大概会喝啤酒吧

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初夏恰到好处的凉风…

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加上冰冰的饮料…

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哈啊…

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真棒呀…