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来来来，准备好了，快躺我的腿上来~~

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嗯？“当真是不躺不行”？啊——

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嗯~~不行哦~~

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你不躺下来，我就没法好好地照顾你了哦~~

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如果你害羞得不想躺下来

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我就一直坐这里，直到你肯躺下来哦~~

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那样你就不好办了吧~~

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没~事儿~~躺一会儿就好啦

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跟着我的口令倒下来~~

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三，二，一——骨碌~~

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嗯嗯，我一喊口令，你还是就乖乖倒下来了嘛

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所以说啊~~我这个摸头是在夸奖你虽然害羞，但还是乖乖躺下来了

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我会先轻轻摸你一阵，你就先尽情把身子躺长长——的哦

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好啦，你的肩膀都还是绷着的诶~~

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配合我的摸头，放松~地，躺长长~~的哦~~

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躺~~

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怎么样啊~像这样让摸头也很舒服的吧？

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没事儿，没事儿~~放松吧

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放松躺…躺长长~~

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有好好地躺长长诶~~了不起哦~~

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那么，我要用之前提到过的碳酸史莱姆

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给你把耳朵清理干净哦~~

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嘛啊，首先我会只让你听听耳边史莱姆的声音，让你深刻地感受一下

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然后等你觉着想让我清理的瞬间，我再下手清理——这才是最好的清理方式哦

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啾，啾，啾~~嘻嘻

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你听，轻微的唰唰声音……能听得见吗~~

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好了~~差不多就到这儿吧……呼呼——

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你已经是等不及想让史莱姆沾上来的表情了

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好的好的~~你不那么着急，碳酸史莱姆也会~~

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把你耳朵上的脏东西~~全—部吃干抹净哦~~

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走你~史莱姆君，嚼嚼嚼~~

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用史莱姆给你把耳朵裹住哦~~

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好……现在要让你更听清楚碳酸的声音

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把史莱姆挤到耳朵更里面去哦~~

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好~按摩，按摩~~

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积在耳沟里面的脏东西，也和碳酸一起唰唰唰地清洗出来……

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嗯~~

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好，接着就是对两边耳朵用不整齐的节奏开揉哦~~

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脏东西有慢慢地清理掉吗~~

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耳朵背面还没有碰到呢，背面也来一起洗哦~~

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按摩，按摩……

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好了——单用手指的清洗结束了

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接下来呢~~我要戴上手指套

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帮助史莱姆更进一步嚼你的耳朵哦~~

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来，所谓的手指套啊……是这种声音哦~~

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好的—这就是手指套的声音啦~~

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哎呀，有点没听明白是吧

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因为耳朵被碳酸史莱姆吭哧哧嚼着，声音实在是听不清楚哈~~

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嘛啊，就算听不清楚声音也没有关系啦

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总的来说我就是要戴上这个，让史莱姆更进一步嚼你的耳朵啦

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好，我要戴上手指套……用史莱姆君按摩喽~~

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好的…右边按摩到耳朵洞洞的位置…

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左边按摩耳朵背面……

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从上往下，让让史莱姆淌下来…

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用碳酸把细碎的脏东西，仔细地清理出来捏~~

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呼——还差一点

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接下来请专注到声音上来哦

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完~~事儿啦

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那么，要把史莱姆君从耳朵上摘下来了哦

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摘下来之后，再用毛巾擦干净，把耳朵整清爽哦

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仔细点仔细点~~

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但是，要温柔点温柔点~~

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史莱姆君的碎片，全部清理下来

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好~辛苦啦~~

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怎么样啊？耳朵舒服了吗？

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那么捏~~接下来就是正经的采耳了哦

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先是左边耳朵捏

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扭头把左边耳朵对着我哦~~

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预，备—