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真是好棒的温泉啊~

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蟹子都快被泡成水煮蟹了呢

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掌车人您也把身体泡得暖暖的呢 脸也变得红红的...

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这样一来就无须担心出澡后着凉 可以好好享受掏耳时光了

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虽然这次的掏耳我用的是附有绵梵天的普通竹制掏耳棒...

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不过蟹子有想到了一个好点子喔~

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不过... 看掌车人的表情 您应该已经发现到了吧?

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虽然即使已经被发现我也不会在意的~

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因为熊铃发出的声音很好听 所以就想说应该很适合用来配合掏耳

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您就往蟹子的浴衣缠腰带上...

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把头靠在这上面让我掏耳吧...

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话说回来... 掌车人您是不是其实累积了很多疲劳啊?

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您的眼皮... 看起来好像很沉重...

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应该说... 您看起来好困啊

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要恢复疲劳的话... 嗯...

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啊! 我想到了! 就让蟹子来帮您搓揉耳垂吧!

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掌车人您只需要闭上眼睛放轻松 好好地消除疲劳就行了

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那么就这样 我要开始了喔

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首先蟹子要用手指来舒缓您的耳垂和整个耳朵喔...

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耳垂...

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掌车人... 原来您真的很疲劳呢...

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您的耳垂摸起来好冰冷...

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手指感觉... 好冰凉...

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这样的话就要来...

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帮您促进血液循环...

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用手指... 把耳垂...

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用力捏着...

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用力捏... 用力捏...

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搓揉... 搓揉...

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用力捏... 用力捏...

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搓揉... 搓揉...

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那么接下来就要...

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往上移动...

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沿着耳朵的形状...

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往上移动...

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一边搓揉... 一边舒缓...

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一边舒缓... 一边搓揉...

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绕着整个耳朵... 来进行按摩...

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然后...

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我接下来会用手指塞进您的耳洞内帮您做指压按摩...

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所以会变得稍微听不清声音 请您忍耐一下喔

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那么... 我要开始了喔...

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塞进去~

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一... 二... 三...

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四... 五... 六...

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七... 八... 九...

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好了!

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感觉不错!

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掌车人的耳朵也开始变得暖和起来了呢...

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那么接下来就要直接来进行掏耳了喔

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一开始先从比较浅的部分...

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熊铃在摇摆着...

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发出了微弱的声响...

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这对蟹子来说...

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让我感觉很安心...

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而掌车人您感觉如何呢?

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如果您觉得有点打扰的话...

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那就没问题了... 就继续保持这样...

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熊铃的振动...

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不仅是传导到空气中...

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也传导到了... 蟹子的身体来...

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从手上... 传导到... 掏耳棒来...

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然后再从掏耳棒上... 稍微地...

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让掌车人的鼓膜...

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可能也受到了振动...

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也说不定呢...

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这样的话... 那个振动就会...

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形成不规则的... 那个...

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立体声...? 和谐声...?

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形成类似那样的声音...

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说不定这就会让声音比平时更能传导到深处呢...

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如果这些声响... 不小心变成了...

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变成了吵杂声的话...

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虽然我也觉得不能变成那样...

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不过如果声响恰到好处的话... 蟹子也会很高兴...

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浅处应该这样就差不多了吧!

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剩下的零碎耳屑会等到最后再用梵天一次清理掉...

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所以现在就要直接来清理深处了喔

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话说回来... 掌车人您走了那么多路一定累坏了吧

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如果困了的话 您可以直接将蟹子当作枕头直接睡下去喔

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那么我要开始来清理深处了喔

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今天掌车人您的耳朵啊...

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是因为跟太雪山的空气和水...

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做了很多接触的缘故吗...?

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耳朵里的屑块...

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感觉比起平时的...

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还要更干燥一些...

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感觉屑块变得更加容易被剥离下来了...

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这样一来...

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这样一来啊...

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像现在这个屑块...

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如果是平时的话... 要把这块剥下来...

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原本是必须要像这样费一番工夫...

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甚至有时还会把掌车人您...

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甚至还会把您弄痛了呢...

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就连这种顽固的大块耳屑也是...

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只要像这样稍微从边缘刮弄...

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只需要这样做就...

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就会像这样...

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啊... 您看吧! 就这样被剥下来了呢!

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接下来就是...

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不好说呢...

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这块也... 能弄下来吗...?

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感觉可以...

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再加把劲...

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深处的耳屑也都掏出来了! 我想应该全都掏出来了...

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嗯! 没问题! 清理得很干净 非常干净!

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那么接下来就只剩下最后的收尾了~

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要用这个软绵绵的绵制梵天 还有这个摇摆着的熊铃...

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我会很温柔地帮您弄的 掌车人您就什么都不需要去想 只要全神贯注在耳朵上就行了喔

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那么我就要开始了喔

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您会感觉痒吗? 还是说没问题呢?

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如果没问题的话...

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我就要往更细微的部分...

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仔细地扫动来进行清理了喔...

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因为基本上把整个...

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比较明显的部分都...

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已经连根拔起地...

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清理过了... 呢...

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所以要把剩下的碎屑...

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抹除掉... 好像不太对啊...

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应该是轻轻地扫除掉...

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一边... 扫出来...

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积了比较多碎屑的部分就...

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转啊转... 转啊转... 转啊转地...

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用旋转的方式轻轻地...

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反复地... 扫动...

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应该差不多这样就行了吧?

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最后清理的结果...

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嗯! 很棒!

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掌车人的耳朵整个都泛着微红又清洁溜溜的...

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看起来就像是婴儿的耳朵一样呢

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那么接下来就要轮到另一边了

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蟹子待会儿会做出"翻过去~"的指示...

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您接下来就翻过身体把左边的耳朵面向蟹子这边吧

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准备好了吗? 要来了喔~

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三... 二... 一...

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翻过去~~