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真是好棒的溫泉啊~

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蟹子都快被泡成水煮蟹了呢

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掌車人您也把身體泡得暖暖的呢 臉也變得紅紅的...

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這樣一來就無須擔心出澡後著涼 可以好好享受掏耳時光了

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雖然這次的掏耳我用的是附有綿梵天的普通竹製掏耳棒...

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不過蟹子有想到了一個好點子喔~

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不過... 看掌車人的表情 您應該已經發現到了吧?

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雖然即使已經被發現我也不會在意的~

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因為熊鈴發出的聲音很好聽 所以就想說應該很適合用來配合掏耳

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您就往蟹子的浴衣纏腰帶上...

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把頭靠在這上面讓我掏耳吧...

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話說回來... 掌車人您是不是其實累積了很多疲勞啊?

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您的眼皮... 看起來好像很沉重...

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應該說... 您看起來好睏啊

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要恢復疲勞的話... 嗯...

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啊! 我想到了! 就讓蟹子來幫您搓揉耳垂吧!

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掌車人您只需要閉上眼睛放輕鬆 好好地消除疲勞就行了

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那麼就這樣 我要開始了喔

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首先蟹子要用手指來舒緩您的耳垂和整個耳朵喔...

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耳垂...

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掌車人... 原來您真的很疲勞呢...

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您的耳垂摸起來好冰冷...

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手指感覺... 好冰涼...

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這樣的話就要來...

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幫您促進血液循環...

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用手指... 把耳垂...

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用力捏著...

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用力捏... 用力捏...

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搓揉... 搓揉...

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用力捏... 用力捏...

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搓揉... 搓揉...

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那麼接下來就要...

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往上移動...

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沿著耳朵的形狀...

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往上移動...

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一邊搓揉... 一邊舒緩...

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一邊舒緩... 一邊搓揉...

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繞著整個耳朵... 來進行按摩...

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然後...

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我接下來會用手指塞進您的耳洞內幫您做指壓按摩...

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所以會變得稍微聽不清聲音 請您忍耐一下喔

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那麼... 我要開始了喔...

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塞進去~

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一... 二... 三...

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四... 五... 六...

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七... 八... 九...

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好了!

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感覺不錯!

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掌車人的耳朵也開始變得暖和起來了呢...

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那麼接下來就要直接來進行掏耳了喔

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一開始先從比較淺的部分...

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熊鈴在搖擺著...

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發出了微弱的聲響...

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這對蟹子來說...

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讓我感覺很安心...

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而掌車人您感覺如何呢?

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如果您覺得有點打擾的話...

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那就沒問題了... 就繼續保持這樣...

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熊鈴的振動...

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不僅是傳導到空氣中...

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也傳導到了... 蟹子的身體來...

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從手上... 傳導到... 掏耳棒來...

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然後再從掏耳棒上... 稍微地...

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讓掌車人的鼓膜...

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可能也受到了振動...

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也說不定呢...

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這樣的話... 那個振動就會...

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形成不規則的... 那個...

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立體聲...? 和諧聲...?

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形成類似那樣的聲音...

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說不定這就會讓聲音比平時更能傳導到深處呢...

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如果這些聲響... 不小心變成了...

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變成了吵雜聲的話...

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雖然我也覺得不能變成那樣...

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不過如果聲響恰到好處的話... 蟹子也會很高興...

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淺處應該這樣就差不多了吧!

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剩下的零碎耳屑會等到最後再用梵天一次清理掉...

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所以現在就要直接來清理深處了喔

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話說回來... 掌車人您走了那麼多路一定累壞了吧

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如果睏了的話 您可以直接將蟹子當作枕頭直接睡下去喔

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那麼我要開始來清理深處了喔

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今天掌車人您的耳朵啊... 

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是因為跟太雪山的空氣和水...

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做了很多接觸的緣故嗎...?

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耳朵裡的屑塊...

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感覺比起平時的...

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還要更乾燥一些...

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感覺屑塊變得更加容易被剝離下來了...

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這樣一來...

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這樣一來啊...

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像現在這個屑塊...

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如果是平時的話... 要把這塊剝下來...

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原本是必須要像這樣費一番工夫...

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甚至有時還會把掌車人您...

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甚至還會把您弄痛了呢...

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就連這種頑固的大塊耳屑也是...

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只要像這樣稍微從邊緣刮弄...

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只需要這樣做就...

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就會像這樣...

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啊... 您看吧! 就這樣被剝下來了呢!

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接下來就是...

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不好說呢...

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這塊也... 能弄下來嗎...?

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感覺可以...

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再加把勁...

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深處的耳屑也都掏出來了! 我想應該全都掏出來了...

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嗯! 沒問題! 清理得很乾淨 非常乾淨!

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那麼接下來就只剩下最後的收尾了~

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要用這個軟綿綿的綿製梵天 還有這個搖擺著的熊鈴...

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我會很溫柔地幫您弄的 掌車人您就什麼都不需要去想 只要全神貫注在耳朵上就行了喔

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那麼我就要開始了喔

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您會感覺癢嗎? 還是說沒問題呢?

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如果沒問題的話...

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我就要往更細微的部分...

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仔細地掃動來進行清理了喔...

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因為基本上把整個...

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比較明顯的部分都...

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已經連根拔起地...

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清理過了... 呢...

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所以要把剩下的碎屑...

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抹除掉... 好像不太對啊...

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應該是輕輕地掃除掉...

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一邊... 掃出來...

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積了比較多碎屑的部分就...

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轉啊轉... 轉啊轉... 轉啊轉地...

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用旋轉的方式輕輕地...

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反覆地... 掃動...

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應該差不多這樣就行了吧?

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最後清理的結果...

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嗯! 很棒!

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掌車人的耳朵整個都泛著微紅又清潔溜溜的...

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看起來就像是嬰兒的耳朵一樣呢

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那麼接下來就要輪到另一邊了

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蟹子待會兒會做出"翻過去~"的指示...

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您接下來就翻過身體把左邊的耳朵面向蟹子這邊吧

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準備好了嗎? 要來了喔~

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三... 二... 一...

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翻過去~~