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掌車人的左耳♪

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這一邊的汙垢感覺比右耳更多一些呢

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為什麼啊? 真是不可思議呢~

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不過不過 這也就代表了更有清理的價值了呢!

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畢竟為掌車人清理耳朵的可是小海 而且還是用這根鼈甲製的掏耳棒啊!

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轉眼間就會被清理乾淨的喔~!

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您就滿懷期待乖乖躺著等待吧~

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那麼清理大作戰馬上就要開始了!

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從淺處開始徹底地清理吧~

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耳朵這個部位啊... 總感覺...

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像這樣去翻開扯動的話...

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感覺就有點像是個生物一樣呢...

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雖然說掌車人您當然是生物 是個人類...

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我說的並不是那樣 而是有種耳朵這個部位自成一體的感覺...

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啊...! 我知道了!

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是因為耳朵長得很像海蛞蝓啊...!

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海蛞蝓... 嗯? 奇怪...?

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掌車人您不喜歡海蛞蝓嗎?

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因為您的表情看起來有點厭惡的感覺...

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掌車人 其實海蛞蝓啊...

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如果您仔細去看的話 就會發現是很可愛的喔...

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與其說是可愛 應該說是漂亮吧...?

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牠們的體色等等 真的非常鮮豔...

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而且牠們還被潛水員們稱作是"海之寶石"喔...

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海蛞蝓...

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不要光是從名稱上去產生既定印象...

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只要實際去看過...

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即使要實際見到並不簡單...

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只要用智能手機...

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啊對了 那個...

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只要... 再... 稍微地...

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把這邊...

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喔! 剝下來了剝下來了...!

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啊不是... 那個...

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淺處的清理... 就快要完成了...

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現在就用智能手機 搜索"海蛞蝓的圖像"...

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有了 就是這個! 您看您看! 很漂亮對吧?

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就跟掌車人的耳朵一樣 既可愛... 又漂亮...!

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所以就必須要來讓耳朵變得更加乾淨漂亮!

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現在要開始清理耳朵深處了喔~

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嗯...? 您的耳朵很漂亮啊?

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掌車人的耳朵...

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既漂亮又可愛...

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雖然沒有像海蛞蝓那般鮮豔的色彩...

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平時也都一直是掌車人皮膚的顏色...

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不過在像這樣...

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清理耳朵時...

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來回觸碰的話...

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就會漸漸地變成粉紅色...

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就會感受到您真的有放鬆下來...

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血液循環也有在變好...

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而且也有讓您感到舒服...

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像這樣讓我知道您的感覺...

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這些細節... 對小海來說非常地...

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雖然這只不過是小海的個人感受...

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讓我感覺很可愛... 也很重視...

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會讓我產生一種很想要去疼愛的感覺...

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所以啊...

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奇怪... 這個...

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啊...! 剝下來了!

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然後再... 這樣... 就...

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只要再把這邊的這一塊...

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掏出來的話... 好了...!

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這樣一來深處也清理完畢了!

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接下來只要再用海綿做最後的清理就好了 請您再多乖乖保持不動一會兒喔

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真可愛! 那麼就要來了喔~

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要小心不要弄痛您... 輕輕地... 柔柔地...

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掃呀掃... 刷呀刷...

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嗯... 還有一點零碎的...

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很不錯呢...

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好了~ 耳朵清理完畢了~

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好高興啊... 掌車人放鬆得都睏了 整個人也完全安心下來了啊

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畢竟在這之前走了那麼久 而且還在帆船上盡情鬧騰了啊...

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掌車人的睡意傳染給小海了...

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感覺我也開始變得睏了...

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吶~ 掌車人... 您就直接這樣來陪小海一起稍微睡個午覺吧?

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就這麼決定了~! 那麼小海就去把被子拿過來喔!