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耳朵~ 耳朵~ 掌车人的耳朵~

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...现在不是做这种事的时候啊! 必须要先把污垢清理掉!

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要先把石炭的小碎块掏出来才行 不然就会有潜在危险无法安心地为您掏耳了啊!

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所以就请您把头躺到诺瓦尔的大腿上来吧

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然后再请您将右耳转向我这边来

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掌车人 您是不是有变瘦一点了啊?

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躺在大腿上的触感跟平时比起来感觉要稍微轻了一些... 啊不对!

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我现在就马上来为您把碎块掏出来 请您暂时先乖乖地保持不动喔

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话虽如此...

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掌车人啊 能不能请您先稍微把头抬起来啊?

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谢谢您的配合 这一边的话...

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太好了 这一边没有被波及到...

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碎块只有在右耳里的那一个 就让我尽快地将它掏出来吧!

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如果让它掉到更深处的话...

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事情就会变得更加地棘手...

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所以不能操之过急... 要慢慢地...

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这个... 跟耳垢混在一起了...

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既然都混在一起了...

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那就用连同周遭的耳垢一起掏出来的方式...

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只要能把这部分...

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掏出来的话...

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好了~ 顺利地掏出来了~!

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毕竟是耳朵里跑进了石炭的碎块啊 您一定因为紧张而感到疲劳了吧?

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所以在进入真正的掏耳前 就让诺瓦尔先来为您进行"美味的耳部按摩"吧~

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这是别人教会我的能够深层治愈自律神经的"美味的耳部按摩"喔

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所以主人您就放心地把耳朵交给我处理吧

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那么就要开始了~! 首先是"餃子"!

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把耳朵像这样...

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用食指 中指和无名指这3根手指...

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将耳朵从根部往外把两边折起来 弄成像是饺子一样的形状...

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折好之后...

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就再用同样的3根手指...

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用划圆圈的方式...

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来轻轻搓揉让耳朵舒缓下来...

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只要这样揉8次... 然后重复做3遍的话...

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耳朵就会被舒缓下来... 变得暖暖的喔!

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1... 2... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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第二... 次的... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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最后... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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耳朵变成了很不错的粉红色了呢~

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接下来要把被"包饺子"包得紧紧的耳朵 用"烧卖"来舒缓喔~

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用5根手指将整个耳朵往中间慢慢地抓起来...

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抓起来~

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再放开来~

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抓起来~

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再放开来~

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然后这个也要做8次 重复做3遍~

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要开始了喔~

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1... 2... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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再来... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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最后... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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结束~!

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看来耳朵已经放松得差不多了呢~

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所以接下来就是...

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鏘鏘~! "18金"!

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接下来就要用大板的骄傲之一的"鲷尾金山"以前作为纪念而制作出来的这根金制掏耳棒...

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来为您进行一次奢侈的掏耳体验喔~

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要开始了喔~ 首先就从右耳的淺處开始

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耳朵上方的...

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从外耳的部分开始...

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慢慢地... 往下...

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用划圆圈的方式...

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把细小的耳垢...

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弄下来... 再掏起来...

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然后慢慢地往里面...

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往下轻轻地压...

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啊... 这根掏耳棒...

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这根金制掏耳棒啊...

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其实是借来的呢...

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是从社长那里借來的...

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关于这次"蓄音Rail"的取材...

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社长知道这件事后...

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就把这个借给诺瓦尔了...

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"因为鲷尾金山的..."

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"金制的掏耳棒..."

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"是大板值得骄傲的珍品" 社长是这么说的...

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只不过...

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毕竟这个声音也就只有掌车人您有机会听见...

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虽然很遗憾但实在是没办法为这个声音做介绍呢...

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被掌车人... 独自占据了♪

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那么接下来就要轮到深处了吧~

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深处的部分呢...

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积了很多耳垢...

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说实话... 虽然有很多... 显眼的耳垢...

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不过不能操之过急...

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要慢慢地... 慢慢地...

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把顽固的耳垢...

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一点一点地剥下来...

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像这样... 一点一点地...

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从边缘部分... 耐心地...

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嗯~ 感觉不错...

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接下来... 这边也用同样的方式...

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一点一点... 一点一点地...

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嗯! 接下来... 嘿咻!

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因为这根金制掏耳棒...

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并不是很长...

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就不勉强去掏够不到的部分...

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差不多就到这部分为止...

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清理干净... 清理干净...

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清理干净... 清理干净...

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然后再把这个...

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这一边...

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嗯! 清理得很不错呢!

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那么接下来就要用棉制梵天来将零碎的耳屑扫干净喔~

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虽然会感觉有点痒 但还是请您稍微忍耐一下喔

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那么现在就要将梵天伸进耳朵里了喔~

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软绵绵... 慢悠悠...

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软绵绵... 慢悠悠...

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从浅处开始...

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不勉强地轻快扫过...

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用转动的方式...

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把零碎的耳屑...

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扫起来... 弄出来...

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然后再碰在一起...

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结果很棒呢! 掌车人的耳朵已经完全被清理干净了~!

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那么接下来就要轮到另一边的耳朵了~

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当您听见诺瓦尔说出"翻过去~"的指示时 就请您翻过去并把左耳朝上让诺瓦尔来帮您掏耳吧!

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准备好了吗? 要来了喔!

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一... 二... 翻过去~~