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耳朵~ 耳朵~ 掌車人的耳朵~

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...現在不是做這種事的時候啊! 必須要先把污垢清理掉!

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要先把石炭的小碎塊掏出來才行 不然就會有潛在危險無法安心地為您掏耳了啊!

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所以就請您把頭躺到諾瓦爾的大腿上來吧

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然後再請您將右耳轉向我這邊來

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掌車人 您是不是有變瘦一點了啊?

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躺在大腿上的觸感跟平時比起來感覺要稍微輕了一些... 啊不對!

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我現在就馬上來為您把碎塊掏出來 請您暫時先乖乖地保持不動喔

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話雖如此...

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掌車人啊 能不能請您先稍微把頭抬起來啊?

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謝謝您的配合 這一邊的話...

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太好了 這一邊沒有被波及到...

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碎塊只有在右耳裡的那一個 就讓我盡快地將它掏出來吧!

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如果讓它掉到更深處的話...

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事情就會變得更加地棘手...

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所以不能操之過急... 要慢慢地...

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這個... 跟耳垢混在一起了...

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既然都混在一起了...

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那就用連同周遭的耳垢一起掏出來的方式...

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只要能把這部分...

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掏出來的話...

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好了~ 順利地掏出來了~!

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畢竟是耳朵裡跑進了石炭的碎塊啊 您一定因為緊張而感到疲勞了吧?

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所以在進入真正的掏耳前 就讓諾瓦爾先來為您進行"美味的耳部按摩"吧~

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這是別人教會我的能夠深層治癒自律神經的"美味的耳部按摩"喔

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所以主人您就放心地把耳朵交給我處理吧

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那麼就要開始了~! 首先是"餃子"!

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把耳朵像這樣...

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用食指 中指和無名指這3根手指...

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將耳朵從根部往外把兩邊摺起來 弄成像是餃子一樣的形狀...

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摺好之後...

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就再用同樣的3根手指...

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用劃圓圈的方式...

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來輕輕搓揉讓耳朵舒緩下來...

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只要這樣揉8次... 然後重複做3遍的話...

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耳朵就會被舒緩下來... 變得暖暖的喔!

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1... 2... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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第二... 次的... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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最後... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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耳朵變成了很不錯的粉紅色了呢~

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接下來要把被"包餃子"包得緊緊的耳朵 用"燒賣"來舒緩喔~

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用5根手指將整個耳朵往中間慢慢地抓起來...

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抓起來~

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再放開來~

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抓起來~

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再放開來~

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然後這個也要做8次 重複做3遍~

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要開始了喔~

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1... 2... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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再來... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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最後... 一次... 3... 4...

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5... 6... 7... 8...

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結束~!

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看來耳朵已經放鬆得差不多了呢~

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所以接下來就是...

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鏘鏘~! "18金"!

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接下來就要用大板的驕傲之一的"鯛尾金山"以前作為紀念而製作出來的這根金製掏耳棒...

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來為您進行一次奢侈的掏耳體驗喔~

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要開始了喔~ 首先就從右耳的淺處開始

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耳朵上方的...

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從外耳的部分開始...

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慢慢地... 往下...

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用劃圓圈的方式...

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把細小的耳垢...

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弄下來... 再掏起來...

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然後慢慢地往裡面...

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往下輕輕地壓...

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啊... 這根掏耳棒...

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這根金製掏耳棒啊...

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其實是借來的呢...

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是從社長那裡借來的...

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關於這次"蓄音Rail"的取材...

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社長知道這件事後...

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就把這個借給諾瓦爾了...

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"因為鯛尾金山的..."

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"金製的掏耳棒..."

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"是大板值得驕傲的珍品" 社長是這麼說的...

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只不過...

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畢竟這個聲音也就只有掌車人您有機會聽見...

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雖然很遺憾但實在是沒辦法為這個聲音做介紹呢...

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被掌車人... 獨自佔據了♪

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那麼接下來就要輪到深處了吧~

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深處的部分呢...

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積了很多耳垢...

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說實話... 雖然有很多... 顯眼的耳垢...

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不過不能操之過急...

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要慢慢地... 慢慢地...

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把頑固的耳垢...

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一點一點地剝下來...

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像這樣... 一點一點地...

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從邊緣部分... 耐心地...

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嗯~ 感覺不錯...

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接下來... 這邊也用同樣的方式...

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一點一點... 一點一點地...

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嗯! 接下來... 嘿咻!

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因為這根金製掏耳棒...

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並不是很長...

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就不勉強去掏夠不到的部分...

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差不多就到這部分為止...

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清理乾淨... 清理乾淨...

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清理乾淨... 清理乾淨...

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然後再把這個...

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這一邊...

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嗯! 清理得很不錯呢!

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那麼接下來就要用棉製梵天來將零碎的耳屑掃乾淨喔~

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雖然會感覺有點癢 但還是請您稍微忍耐一下喔

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那麼現在就要將梵天進耳朵裡了喔~

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軟綿綿... 慢悠悠...

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軟綿綿... 慢悠悠...

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從淺處開始...

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不勉強地輕快掃過...

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用轉動的方式...

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把零碎的耳屑...

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掃起來... 弄出來...

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然後再碰在一起...

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結果很棒呢! 掌車人的耳朵已經完全被清理乾淨了~!

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那麼接下來就要輪到另一邊的耳朵了~

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當您聽見諾瓦爾說出"翻過去~"的指示時 就請您翻過去並把左耳朝上讓諾瓦爾來幫您掏耳吧!

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準備好了嗎? 要來了喔!

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一... 二... 翻過去~~