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啊～

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欸～

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嗯～嗯…

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对不起⁉我打扰到你了吧⁉

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因为…参加公司的酒会时，儿时玩伴居然在隔壁桌跟人联谊耶⁉

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吓了一跳，自然就跟你搭话了！

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那个…我们已经两年左右没见了吧…？

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那个…上次…参加不分年级的同学会时…

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嗯…那时候没说上什么话呢…

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所以…像这样能两个人好好说话…是从那天以来第一次吗…

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啊…难道说…你现在…正在找女朋友吗？

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啊…不是啊…！

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只是被叫来凑数而已吗…

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顺便，我呢…正在找男朋友哟♪

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呜…那、那个…为什么我会…会变成剩女呢…

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昨天啊

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我跟交友软件上认识的帅哥去吃晚餐…

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一开始我还畏畏缩缩的…

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「啊、初次见面…」这样

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装作非常文静可爱的感觉

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之后他一路带着我去感觉超高级的餐厅

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坐在感觉一辈子无缘的高级椅子上，让我感觉坐立难安…

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当然我心想：「既帅又有钱…棒！」之类的…

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然后…过了不久，突然冒出一个感觉像是暴发户的老太婆…

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帅哥就…

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「跟你介绍一下我的师父」这样讲，突然跟我介绍她…

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然后…

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来…你看这张照片

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还什么咧，怎么看都是壶吧？

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跟我说「都请你吃饭了，让你买个壶可以吧？」…

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跟我说是只要买下来，就能确保未来永远顺风顺水…

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拼命在那边跟我推销…

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那、那个…

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我没办法拒绝…

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结果买下来了…

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嗯？

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你想听多少钱？

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你觉得多少？

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答案是五十万日币…

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详细点，含税五十五万…

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死一死算了啦我～～～～～⁉

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居然在交友软件上咬了业者的钩⁉

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那些混帐超他妈能言善道的耶⁉

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当然也有我没办法拒绝的因素，但也有稍微被说服后买下来的因素啦…

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然后，我就一路抱着超大的壶回家了…

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然后我呢…一个人在家看着那着壶，心想：

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「啊…我搞砸了…」

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「干脆在壶中养鱼，当成鱼缸来用怎么样⁉」

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活跳跳～♪活跳跳～♪

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这是刚从水里捞上来的新鲜的鱼哟～♪

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年龄还挺大的～♪

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不过…下面可不是活跳跳的婊子哟！超她妈处女的！

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啊…死死算了…

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那个…在公司常…

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就算到了这年纪大家还是会聊恋爱话题哟

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然后呢…？

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希望她们可以不要以大家都有过恋人为前提来展开话题啦！

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也不要以大家起码都做过一次爱为前提来展开话题啦！

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知不知道每次都只能用成人作品中得到的知识，来装作好像知道一样聊着的我…

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到底是以什么心情参与恋爱话题的啊⁉

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唉…

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我也知道就算跟你讲，也没办法解决任何问题啦…

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啊…啊哈哈…

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说、说起来的确是有过那种事呢…

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以前…那个…对不起哟…？

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记忆中，我还蛮常把你耍得团团转的…

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呜、嗯…真的很抱歉…

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虽、虽然也说不上是赔礼…今天我来请客吧！

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随便喝吧！

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呜…吶，人家困了～

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人家今天想去你家～

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你家离这家店比较近吧～

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姐姐我…已经快走不动了…所以……

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背背……

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背背人家～♪

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咋回事？你想反抗姐姐是不是？

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嗯…这样就对了…

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快点…带我去你家～♪

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你的背后…让人安心…

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喜翻～

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最～喜翻你了！

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嗯？你干嘛一脸惊讶啊？

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姐姐…一直都好喜欢你～

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从以前就一直喜翻～！

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虽然也曾想方设法…把你给忘了～…

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所以才玩交友软件…也试着去联谊…

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最近…也努力在…征婚…

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但你却又像这样出现在我面前…

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太狡猾了啦…

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因为太温柔了，所以嘴上虽然在抱怨，却还是来陪我…

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你对我这么好…害我又没办法放弃你了嘛…

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吼～哟…♡

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又要像以前那样…因为太喜欢你…

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而想把你耍得团团转了哟～

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可是…果然…姐姐我啊…似乎没有你就活不下去…

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吶…喜翻～

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人家就要你来当我的达令嘛～♡

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除了你以外全都不行啦～♡

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吶…喜翻～

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最～喜翻你了！

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所以…跟人家结婚嘛…

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求你了～

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姐姐我要…跟你……

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结婚………