WEBVTT

1
00:00:01.526 --> 00:00:03.003
木木木？

2
00:00:04.227 --> 00:00:07.006
木木木？

3
00:00:08.006 --> 00:00:10.926
木木木木木？

4
00:00:15.864 --> 00:00:17.347
这样可不行啊

5
00:00:18.006 --> 00:00:20.360
帮忙负责乘务的警察工作

6
00:00:20.530 --> 00:00:23.073
前去参加列车人偶的峰会

7
00:00:24.129 --> 00:00:31.101
虽说最近事情确实是堆积如山

8
00:00:31.916 --> 00:00:37.160
但是也不能因此轻视主人的耳朵清洁工作

9
00:00:37.810 --> 00:00:41.778
忽视了你耳朵的污垢还说要「替你包裹肌肤」什么的

10
00:00:42.086 --> 00:00:46.258
对于自己轻率的承诺 木木木感到非常羞愧

11
00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:48.380
不过

12
00:00:48.861 --> 00:00:53.726
俗话说 过则勿惮改

13
00:00:54.495 --> 00:00:56.221
所以现在开始

14
00:01:01.492 --> 00:01:04.467
我要彻底清洁主人的耳朵

15
00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.249
然后

16
00:01:06.446 --> 00:01:09.646
再让我重新替你包裹肌肤吧

17
00:01:10.969 --> 00:01:12.650
来吧 主人

18
00:01:13.344 --> 00:01:15.400
把木木木的膝盖当成枕头

19
00:01:16.203 --> 00:01:19.003
先把右耳转过来对着木木木

20
00:01:19.784 --> 00:01:22.412
慢慢躺下来吧

21
00:01:31.947 --> 00:01:33.006
那么

22
00:01:33.243 --> 00:01:36.003
我们赶紧开始清洁吧

23
00:01:36.861 --> 00:01:40.006
副丘的特色掏耳什么的

24
00:01:40.489 --> 00:01:41.516
很可惜

25
00:01:41.695 --> 00:01:45.898
木木木并没能找到这种东西

26
00:01:52.729 --> 00:01:54.129
但是我有这个

27
00:01:54.227 --> 00:01:57.812
我给你准备了银做的掏耳棒

28
00:01:58.649 --> 00:02:00.409
石炭和银

29
00:02:01.212 --> 00:02:04.575
虽说只是「同为矿山出产的东西」

30
00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:08.000
这么微不足道的关联而已

31
00:02:08.735 --> 00:02:12.012
不过 起码不是毫无关联

32
00:02:13.390 --> 00:02:15.529
跟自古以来广为人知的一样

33
00:02:16.193 --> 00:02:20.104
银具有杀菌、防霉的功能

34
00:02:20.756 --> 00:02:24.156
并且 维氏硬度为25

35
00:02:25.043 --> 00:02:27.747
和金的22硬度几乎同等

36
00:02:28.753 --> 00:02:30.120
跟铁的110

37
00:02:30.643 --> 00:02:32.803
铜的100相比

38
00:02:33.424 --> 00:02:37.092
可以说是非常柔软的金属了

39
00:02:38.769 --> 00:02:40.009
也就是说

40
00:02:40.230 --> 00:02:49.003
它完全能够维持掏耳棒所需要的「弯曲状」

41
00:02:49.935 --> 00:02:51.596
所以…

42
00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:03.046
比起一般竹子或者木头做的掏耳棒

43
00:03:03.806 --> 00:03:09.193
说不定它在综合能力方面要更加优异

44
00:03:10.876 --> 00:03:20.393
所以主人就请放心地 把耳朵交给我吧

45
00:03:21.578 --> 00:03:22.578
那么

46
00:03:22.676 --> 00:03:24.132
我要开始了

47
00:03:25.100 --> 00:03:27.510
一开始要小心点

48
00:03:28.230 --> 00:03:30.510
从浅的地方开始

49
00:03:41.003 --> 00:03:43.381
清洁的原则

50
00:03:43.970 --> 00:03:49.003
是从上到下…

51
00:04:15.901 --> 00:04:19.240
所以 耳朵也是…

52
00:04:26.704 --> 00:04:30.000
参考这个做法

53
00:05:40.569 --> 00:05:44.003
嗯 原来如此原来如此

54
00:05:59.676 --> 00:06:01.920
银做的掏耳棒…

55
00:06:08.870 --> 00:06:12.218
是比我当初想像的…

56
00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:29.756
还要更加优秀的…

57
00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:43.578
工具啊

58
00:07:10.670 --> 00:07:12.867
曲度是毋容置疑的…

59
00:07:22.501 --> 00:07:26.006
它还能感受到温度之间的亲和…

60
00:07:33.916 --> 00:07:41.006
主人耳朵的温度…

61
00:07:48.710 --> 00:07:54.003
和木木木手的温度…

62
00:09:11.178 --> 00:09:13.113
比起木头做的更能

63
00:09:14.080 --> 00:09:20.415
给人一种它是生长在温暖舒适的环境中的感觉

64
00:09:21.427 --> 00:09:22.516
而且

65
00:09:22.750 --> 00:09:24.716
做工也很棒

66
00:09:38.113 --> 00:09:41.258
真是极为优秀

67
00:09:41.636 --> 00:09:46.950
我先用纸巾擦一下掏耳棒

68
00:09:59.480 --> 00:10:00.486
那么

69
00:10:01.747 --> 00:10:04.849
接下来就是深处的掏耳了

70
00:10:06.138 --> 00:10:12.467
浅处掏耳的试用结果极为良好呀

71
00:10:15.652 --> 00:10:17.498
主人

72
00:10:18.344 --> 00:10:20.609
你就尽管放心

73
00:10:21.443 --> 00:10:25.873
将一切交给我就可以了

74
00:10:29.793 --> 00:10:34.006
让我轻轻地 慢慢地开始吧

75
00:10:57.704 --> 00:10:59.003
其实

76
00:10:59.673 --> 00:11:03.436
用掏耳棒慢慢探过去的话…

77
00:11:11.329 --> 00:11:14.772
污垢比我看到的第一印象…

78
00:11:20.593 --> 00:11:23.492
还要…稍微地…

79
00:11:33.864 --> 00:11:36.581
不对…更加地…

80
00:11:42.267 --> 00:11:45.304
顽固…

81
00:12:58.215 --> 00:13:02.000
与其说是粘在上面

82
00:13:09.824 --> 00:13:14.243
不如说是牢牢附着在上面了…

83
00:13:19.923 --> 00:13:31.006
这还真是…相当的顽固…

84
00:14:46.446 --> 00:14:48.526
不过…

85
00:14:54.387 --> 00:14:57.440
银是弯起来的

86
00:15:06.590 --> 00:15:09.824
利用这个形状…

87
00:15:16.763 --> 00:15:22.104
找到空隙扭进去…

88
00:17:21.504 --> 00:17:26.258
果然 这么做是对的

89
00:17:27.280 --> 00:17:29.913
那么让我们继续

90
00:17:30.901 --> 00:17:33.880
彻底地…

91
00:19:47.264 --> 00:19:48.929
这样一来就…

92
00:20:00.704 --> 00:20:03.283
非常完美地掏出来了

93
00:20:04.080 --> 00:20:05.809
木木木的观测史上

94
00:20:06.372 --> 00:20:11.006
主人的耳朵里污垢最少的一刻

95
00:20:11.532 --> 00:20:16.006
可以毫不夸张地说正是现在这一刻

96
00:20:18.529 --> 00:20:19.775
所以

97
00:20:20.624 --> 00:20:23.390
我们来认真给它弄完吧

98
00:20:24.486 --> 00:20:28.289
用纸巾加上手指…

99
00:21:12.643 --> 00:21:14.467
这边也…

100
00:22:09.846 --> 00:22:11.249
这样就很完美了

101
00:22:12.003 --> 00:22:18.676
这样子主人整洁的耳朵就相当契合你美丽的内心了

102
00:22:22.172 --> 00:22:23.264
那么

103
00:22:23.966 --> 00:22:26.643
接下来就轮到另一边的耳朵了

104
00:22:29.850 --> 00:22:33.184
木木木先跟你说「咕噜咕噜」

105
00:22:33.723 --> 00:22:34.812
然后

106
00:22:35.203 --> 00:22:36.498
能请你配合我的口令

107
00:22:37.012 --> 00:22:42.003
把身体翻过来让左耳朝上吗

108
00:22:43.132 --> 00:22:44.480
没问题吧

109
00:22:45.246 --> 00:22:46.347
那么

110
00:22:46.775 --> 00:22:49.569
三 二 一

111
00:22:50.513 --> 00:22:54.904
咕噜咕噜咕噜