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嗯?

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不不...

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你剛剛不就有說夢話? 確確實實的

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欸...

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那女人...是誰?

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嗯?

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你說不是?

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不是是指什麼? 哪個部分不是?

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那是男生的名字?

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這樣喔

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原來是這樣啊... 哦...

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睡覺時被人舔雞雞...

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快醒來時喊的是男人的名字...

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哦......

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我都不知道... 原來你有那種興趣

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那種藉口 我怎麼可能會信

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不要隨便敷衍我

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然後呢?

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那個女人... 會是誰?

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被女友舔雞雞阿...

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會讓你懇求說著「好舒服好舒服 拜託再繼續」的那女人...

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不認識的女人?

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碰巧出現在夢裡?

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哦...

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是哦... 這樣子啊...

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原來你會說那種話啊...

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不過啊...

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我查了一下... 就跑出這麼多女人呢...

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用你講的那名字登錄SNS上的人

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算了~ 畢竟你也沒聰明到有能力真的出軌...

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由於看來並不是在現實中出軌

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所以就嘗試把搜索範圍縮小到名人...

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嗯... 差不多就這樣...

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就跑出這些結果

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有VTuber...

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還有色情遊戲聲優...

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啊

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還跑出個CosPlayer呢

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所以呢? 是誰?

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到底是指誰呢?

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你是拿誰當助興想像...

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同時用女友的嘴... 舒服起來的呢?

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哦... 保持沉默阿

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那麼... 那我就直接來問雞雞吧

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來

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把雞雞緊緊握住...

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再把剛剛搜到的女人照片 照順序給你看

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你看

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你看阿

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看好

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如何? 會是怎樣?

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咦? 咦咦?

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你雞雞是不是硬起來了阿?

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你居然看著其他女人的色情照片...

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在女友面前變大了阿

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那麼呢...

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來啦

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是誰?

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到底是誰?

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阿

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有反應了... 雞雞抖了一下

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是這傢伙阿

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哦...

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果然是呢

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怎麼? 不是嗎?

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事到如今還要狡辯?

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本來打算 要是你老實承認的話就原諒你的

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你卻還在狡辯...

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聽好

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你的SNS帳號... 只要查一下就能輕鬆找到了...

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然後啊... 只要在你那帳號有追隨的人中找出跟你喊的那名字相同的女人...

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你看

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有追隨呢

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對吧?

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簡簡單單就知道了

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但是呢 你卻拼命狡辯

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真是差勁透頂

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居然用我以外的女人來舒服起來...

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這下子...

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該懲罰了吧?

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確定要懲罰囉

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我才不會原諒你呢 都找了那麼多藉口

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來 幫你把雞雞根部給...

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綁起來

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對了對了

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忘記告訴你了

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沒錯 我也緊緊綁住你的手腳了

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再掙扎也是沒用的

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要好好... 接受懲罰喔