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主人，您一直在滑手機呢

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既然您這麼喜歡手機

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乾脆和手機先生結婚就好的說

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和莉姆這個舊型性愛仿生人不一樣

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如果是高科技的手機先生

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國家說不定會承認你們的婚姻的說

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沒有啊…

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沒、沒什麼…

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我才沒有鬧彆扭…的說

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只是…

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您太見外了

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如果看到有趣的頁面

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莉姆也要共享畫面的說

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…嗯？

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這是…型錄？

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到底是什麼的…

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最新型性愛仿生人…？

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啊…哼！

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不小心…使出了莉姆鐵拳的說

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您撿回了一條命呢，主人

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好險

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機器人三定律之一『不可以加害人類』

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我差點就要違反了的說

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現在滾落地面的手機先生

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可能會是主人其中一種下場…的唷？

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…嗯？

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我是不是在生氣？

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您在說什麼呢

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莉姆是性愛仿生人，只是一具機器的說

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就算看似有喜怒哀樂

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那也是拜人格程式所賜

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生氣或是鬧彆扭什麼的…

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沒有那種事…的說

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生氣氣…

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莉姆只是…

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見到身為所有者的主人看著奇怪的網站喘著大氣

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才會出手阻止您…的說

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所以…

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那個…主人…

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冒昧地請問您一下…

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為什麼…您要看性愛仿生人的型錄呢？

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難道說…

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您想要替換掉莉姆…的說…？

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沒什麼…畢竟莉姆只是一個道具…

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我會遵守主人的決定…不過…

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替換掉我…並不是什麼明智的判斷…的說

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手機先生，剛才對不起的說

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不過，說到底都要怪主人太愚蠢

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莉姆沒有錯…的說

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不管手機還是電視

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一下就追著新型號跑，是人類的劣根性

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說是畫質還是音質什麼的

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反正都是用一些外行人不懂差異的噱頭做賣點

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汲汲營營地賺著鈔票而已…的說

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不管舊型還是最新型

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反正肯定沒什麼差別…的說

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我看看…

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最新機種究竟有什麼破天荒的機能…

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…咦？

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咦…咦!?

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不用充電…能用一個月…

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莉姆明明一天必須充電六小時…

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可惡至極…的說…

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嗯…嗯…

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…咦!?

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嬌喘聲可以永遠保持可愛…？

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莉姆的聲帶明明都磨損到只能發出骯髒的聲音而已…

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啊…什…!?

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這、這是…這是真的嗎!?

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可以透過人工子宮懷孕…

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現在的性愛仿生人…

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竟然還能生小寶寶…？

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好好喔…

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莉姆…莉姆也…

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不過，應該也就這樣…咦!?

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可以…結結結婚…!?

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政府認證的…!?

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卑、卑鄙小人…

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只是比較晚誕生而已…就這樣…

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擁有一切莉姆所沒有的東西…

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主、主人！

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可是，你看這個！

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價錢…價錢竟然破千了

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以主人的微薄薪水來說，要是買了這種東西…

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就會一頭栽進貧苦生活

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過著沒飯吃只能吃豆芽菜的日子了！

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和這些傢伙比起來…莉姆…

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只要一百元…

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銅板價就能買到了！

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色色方面確實是這些傢伙…

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或許是最新機種比較厲害也說不定

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可是莉姆…

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莉姆甚至還會做家事…

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也、也不會耍任…

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也會努力忍住不耍任性…

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不…不會再耍任性了…

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無論什麼事，我都會做…我都辦得到…

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所以…所以…

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是、是莉姆贏了…！

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肯定是莉姆贏了！

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莉姆比較棒對不對…？

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主人…說嘛…主人…

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為什麼要抱我呢…？

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您對等一下要丟棄的大型垃圾產生感情了嗎？

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既然要丟掉…

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乾脆一口氣格式化我的記憶體…

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…咦？

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絕對不會丟棄我…？

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為什麼呢…莉姆都明白的

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莉姆根本比不上最新機種…咦？

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已經是…家人…

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最喜歡…

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欸嘿嘿…

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竟然對我這種區區的舊型性愛仿生人…

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說什麼最喜歡…

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您到底在說什麼傻話呢，主人…

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真是笨蛋、白癡、沒腦袋…欸嘿嘿…

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我明白主人的心情了

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不過…

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那您為什麼要看型錄…

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…咦？

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什麼呀…這種沒深度的釣人胃口…

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舊型性愛仿生人的身軀…

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可以便宜替換成…最新機種…？

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而且…資料…記憶還能保持原樣!?

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這這這是…！

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只要這麼做…

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莉姆也能和主人…結結結婚…!?

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原來如此…

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主人是想幫莉姆找找看新的身軀對吧？

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什麼嘛～

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那您倒是早點說呀

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那麼您當然會申請這項服務對吧…對吧！

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…咦？

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您打算放棄…？

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為什麼的說！

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…很可疑？

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確實是間沒看過的公司…

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也光是寫一些優點…

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到處充斥違法的氣息的說…

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可是，只要這麼做…莉姆…莉姆就…

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手機借一下的說！

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搜尋看看…

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您看，評價都是五顆星！

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雖然也有些一星評價…

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不過，也有來自國外的留言

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跨越國際獲得評價的服務，絕對沒有問題！

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而且…價格…

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一百元…只要一百元而已哦！

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主人…非做不可的說！

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好嘛、好嘛！

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不行…？

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要是記憶資料有個萬一…

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或許是那樣也說不定…

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可是，再這樣下去…

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只要還是舊型號，莉姆就…

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主人和莉姆就…

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主人這個…笨蛋！