WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.773 --> 00:00:11.960 啊! 2 00:00:14.453 --> 00:00:17.413 你站在人家的院子前做什么? 3 00:00:18.266 --> 00:00:21.910 而且我现在正在看家 4 00:00:22.880 --> 00:00:26.573 在一个只有妙玲女子在家的院子前面 5 00:00:26.600 --> 00:00:28.800 一个大男人擅自闯进来 6 00:00:29.146 --> 00:00:32.306 连声招呼都不打,就只是站在那里 7 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:36.773 这可是可疑行为哦,可——疑——行——为—— 8 00:00:38.106 --> 00:00:39.986 这样好吗? 9 00:00:40.253 --> 00:00:43.133 就算报警的话…… 10 00:00:51.933 --> 00:00:54.506 “你长大了啊” 11 00:00:54.893 --> 00:00:58.933 哥哥每次回来都会这么说呢 12 00:00:59.200 --> 00:01:02.786 老实说我已经听腻了 13 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:07.306 就没有其它夸我的话吗? 14 00:01:10.373 --> 00:01:12.546 你词汇量很贫乏吗? 15 00:01:13.626 --> 00:01:18.506 再说了,今年来看望我也太晚了 16 00:01:18.973 --> 00:01:21.240 我听妈妈说了 17 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:25.826 你是前天回老家的吧~ 18 00:01:28.853 --> 00:01:33.506 哼哼~是不是在城市里待太久了? 19 00:01:34.173 --> 00:01:38.333 也别小看乡下的情报哦 20 00:01:39.293 --> 00:01:42.230 不过这么晚来打招呼的事 21 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:47.906 看在你手上拿的伴手礼的份上,我就既往不咎吧 22 00:01:51.986 --> 00:01:57.186 太好了,大都市的时髦点心 23 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:05.986 嗯……哥哥? 24 00:02:06.720 --> 00:02:09.600 你的脸色是不是不太好? 25 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:21.226 真的是被都市影响了呢 26 00:02:21.640 --> 00:02:25.853 这样的天气就累垮了吗? 27 00:02:26.853 --> 00:02:32.040 从你家到我家明明就只有15分钟的路程 28 00:02:37.533 --> 00:02:39.800 真拿你没办法呢~ 29 00:02:39.906 --> 00:02:44.106 就特许你在我家院子的走廊上休息吧 30 00:02:45.640 --> 00:02:49.560 来来~请过来躺下吧 31 00:02:50.120 --> 00:02:54.720 院子里撒过水了,很凉快哟 32 00:02:59.733 --> 00:03:05.786 对对~尽情感谢我的温柔吧 33 00:03:29.853 --> 00:03:32.560 我拿麦茶来了哦 34 00:03:33.440 --> 00:03:37.173 你真的累坏了呢 35 00:03:39.053 --> 00:03:44.306 啊~哥哥当成枕头的那个座垫 36 00:03:44.426 --> 00:03:48.066 那不是我中意的专用座垫吗? 37 00:03:48.333 --> 00:03:51.800 就连爸爸我都绝不让他用的 38 00:03:52.266 --> 00:03:55.173 请、请还给我~ 39 00:03:57.853 --> 00:04:05.293 啊……头很用力的撞到地上了吗? 40 00:04:05.866 --> 00:04:10.640 刚才一下没做好防护是你不对 41 00:04:10.906 --> 00:04:14.760 这一切都是哥哥自作自受 42 00:04:15.546 --> 00:04:19.600 作为惩罚,你就那样没有枕头的睡吧 43 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:28.560 对……不起…… 44 00:04:31.733 --> 00:04:37.026 啊~真是的,来,侧躺过来,头稍微抬起来 45 00:04:38.453 --> 00:04:41.213 对,就这样 46 00:04:41.506 --> 00:04:47.173 嘿咻……这样……吗? 47 00:04:48.240 --> 00:04:51.506 啊,等等,请不要起来 48 00:04:51.690 --> 00:04:56.946 请就这样躺在我的腿上睡吧 49 00:05:00.810 --> 00:05:04.000 嘿嘿,是啊~ 50 00:05:04.453 --> 00:05:14.546 一个大男人躺在像我这样的女孩子腿上,要是被谁看见了,那才是可疑行为呢~ 51 00:05:16.613 --> 00:05:28.306 来吧,你就一边担心着我的家人什么时候会回来,一边在我的腿上好好休息吧 52 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:40.720 什么嘛,哥哥你好像也挺享受的嘛 53 00:05:41.390 --> 00:05:45.586 我的膝枕,感觉如何? 54 00:05:55.253 --> 00:06:03.426 真不可思议,这样感觉就像在哄小孩子睡觉一样 55 00:06:12.693 --> 00:06:18.790 要不要给你来“好孩子好孩子”之类的 56 00:06:21.840 --> 00:06:27.520 好乖好乖,好孩子,好孩子…… 57 00:06:31.546 --> 00:06:34.306 刚才你抖了一下 58 00:06:34.906 --> 00:06:42.226 是因为我毫无预兆地摸了你的耳朵,所以吓了一跳吗? 59 00:06:45.293 --> 00:06:49.226 这种程度就让你肩膀发抖了吗?嘿嘿~ 60 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:52.813 像小孩子一样…… 61 00:07:01.066 --> 00:07:08.146 我要对累得毫无防备的哥哥的耳朵……挠挠……挠…… 62 00:07:11.986 --> 00:07:16.386 你抵抗不了呢~ 63 00:07:17.613 --> 00:07:20.933 现在是任人摆布的状态呢 64 00:07:35.320 --> 00:07:39.213 像女孩一样在享受 65 00:07:41.466 --> 00:07:46.040 耳朵会不会太弱啦? 66 00:07:47.293 --> 00:07:52.226 耳朵这么弱是杂鱼吗~? 67 00:07:53.840 --> 00:07:56.053 再来一次…… 68 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:11.960 真开心 69 00:08:12.493 --> 00:08:14.653 啊,对了~ 70 00:08:15.826 --> 00:08:20.893 这个工具箱里放了很多方便的东西哦 71 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:23.693 比如说…… 72 00:08:25.360 --> 00:08:27.946 棉棒……之类的 73 00:08:31.266 --> 00:08:34.440 不行,我不会让你逃走的 74 00:08:35.093 --> 00:08:41.813 哥哥现在开始就在——这——里,被我做耳朵清洁 75 00:08:42.800 --> 00:08:47.640 来,乱动的话很危险哦 76 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:52.333 乖乖别动 77 00:08:54.266 --> 00:08:56.706 来吧 78 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:08.240 哎呀呀,刚才明明还那么客气 79 00:09:09.653 --> 00:09:14.373 现在却出来一个很享受的孩子 80 00:09:15.880 --> 00:09:22.453 已经舒服的要融化了吗? 81 00:09:33.920 --> 00:09:41.200 这可能是比膝枕还要糟的可疑行为 82 00:09:42.706 --> 00:09:45.413 真的可以吗? 83 00:09:57.826 --> 00:10:00.680 嘿咻…… 84 00:10:15.160 --> 00:10:18.960 再一下…… 85 00:10:23.893 --> 00:10:29.386 好大的一个……要出来了 86 00:10:36.093 --> 00:10:40.106 再来一下…… 87 00:10:54.013 --> 00:10:55.346 好了 88 00:10:55.813 --> 00:10:59.653 左边就先这样吧 89 00:11:02.853 --> 00:11:06.706 等一下,你为什么一副放下心来的样子? 90 00:11:07.093 --> 00:11:11.280 刚才说了“左边”对吧? 91 00:11:11.973 --> 00:11:14.386 还没结束哦 92 00:11:14.853 --> 00:11:17.853 来,翻个身 93 00:11:18.373 --> 00:11:22.360 面朝我的肚子侧着睡 94 00:11:31.493 --> 00:11:35.720 好~欢迎右耳~ 95 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:49.120 右耳也是杂鱼呢 96 00:11:49.950 --> 00:11:54.040 那么对那样的右耳也用棉棒…… 97 00:11:54.550 --> 00:11:56.986 挖挖挖~ 98 00:11:57.933 --> 00:12:03.960 不过……没想到哥哥会变得这么软绵绵的 99 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:06.080 这是我没想到的 100 00:12:06.346 --> 00:12:09.613 比想象中还容易搞定呢 101 00:12:12.453 --> 00:12:17.573 搞不好,会被举报的 102 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:33.040 在都市生活,连这样的休闲时间都没有吗? 103 00:12:34.933 --> 00:12:41.040 在外闲逛,只是看着风景,发呆的时间呢? 104 00:12:42.706 --> 00:12:44.293 没有吗? 105 00:12:50.973 --> 00:12:53.013 好忙啊 106 00:12:56.906 --> 00:13:02.346 那就经常回来不就好了 107 00:13:03.546 --> 00:13:10.800 这里不仅有蓝天、风、树,还有悠闲流逝的时间 108 00:13:12.466 --> 00:13:19.853 而且……我也……在这里…… 109 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:24.653 没什么…… 110 00:13:24.986 --> 00:13:27.760 来,不要动 111 00:13:27.760 --> 00:13:30.346 再一下就…… 112 00:13:31.706 --> 00:13:34.906 大的要掏出来了 113 00:13:46.813 --> 00:13:52.720 大的……在哪…… 114 00:13:56.506 --> 00:13:58.333 有了 115 00:14:00.213 --> 00:14:02.800 嘿咻…… 116 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:16.973 好了,变得干净了 117 00:14:17.866 --> 00:14:23.493 欸……哥哥睡着了吗? 118 00:14:26.186 --> 00:14:31.920 什么啊,难得回来一趟,再多陪陪我嘛 119 00:14:32.560 --> 00:14:35.986 我可是一直在意着哥哥 120 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:39.226 就算回来了也不马上来看我 121 00:14:39.586 --> 00:14:42.506 人家明明很寂寞的…… 122 00:14:56.853 --> 00:14:59.840 接吻……了 123 00:15:36.733 --> 00:15:38.400 醒了? 124 00:15:39.213 --> 00:15:41.880 才不是呢~ 125 00:15:42.613 --> 00:15:47.573 刚才躺在我腿上开始睡的是你吧 126 00:15:48.146 --> 00:15:52.933 多亏了你想动也动不了,添了很多麻烦 127 00:15:57.213 --> 00:16:01.380 可是,脸色好像完全恢复了 128 00:16:02.040 --> 00:16:03.533 太好了 129 00:16:05.706 --> 00:16:09.640 啊!这都已经傍晚了 130 00:16:09.893 --> 00:16:13.093 我还被交代要准备晚餐呢 131 00:16:13.420 --> 00:16:15.420 你要怎么赔我? 132 00:16:17.706 --> 00:16:19.120 当然了 133 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:23.946 要是不把你留在我家帮忙,我可不甘心 134 00:16:24.640 --> 00:16:30.493 还有,得在我家吃晚餐,然后洗澡,然后晚上住在这 135 00:16:32.760 --> 00:16:39.373 因为明明说好久不见,哥哥却一直不是累倒就是睡觉 136 00:16:39.946 --> 00:16:44.333 完全还没和我玩不是吗? 137 00:16:47.893 --> 00:16:52.346 刚才你笑了?你笑了对吧 138 00:16:53.493 --> 00:16:56.746 你在瞧不起我吗? 139 00:16:57.080 --> 00:17:04.706 你要摆出这种嚣张的态度,我就把刚才的事告诉爸爸~ 140 00:17:05.026 --> 00:17:11.520 社会性死亡哦~可以吗? 141 00:17:15.093 --> 00:17:22.453 对对,哥哥只要像这样,乖乖听我这个一年只能见一次的人说的话就好了