WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.469 --> 00:00:04.795 AI小爱,我回来了 2 00:00:05.477 --> 00:00:08.357 我…我从学校回来了 3 00:00:09.262 --> 00:00:14.162 早上还说今天运势不错的,结果完全不行… 4 00:00:14.523 --> 00:00:16.992 你猜怎么回事? 5 00:00:19.740 --> 00:00:22.997 嗯?问…问题… 6 00:00:23.860 --> 00:00:26.569 啊…对了…对了… 7 00:00:26.743 --> 00:00:29.722 我忘记是在跟AI对话了 8 00:00:30.312 --> 00:00:33.560 那个那个那个… 9 00:00:34.636 --> 00:00:37.652 那就…那就… 10 00:00:38.676 --> 00:00:42.167 教教我怎么交朋友 11 00:00:44.683 --> 00:00:46.420 不是不是不是… 12 00:00:46.580 --> 00:00:49.831 我要是能找人搭话就不会困扰了… 13 00:00:50.052 --> 00:00:53.859 就是因为做不到,所以才交不到朋友… 14 00:00:54.873 --> 00:00:56.713 那个… 15 00:00:57.336 --> 00:01:00.096 呃… 16 00:01:01.043 --> 00:01:03.931 呃… 17 00:01:05.983 --> 00:01:08.533 啊…那这样… 18 00:01:09.509 --> 00:01:14.722 我在为交不到朋友而困扰,我该怎么做呢? 19 00:01:17.467 --> 00:01:19.086 契机… 20 00:01:19.339 --> 00:01:21.376 共同的兴趣爱好… 21 00:01:22.219 --> 00:01:23.878 原来如此… 22 00:01:24.017 --> 00:01:26.057 共同的兴趣爱好… 23 00:01:27.700 --> 00:01:31.071 话说回来…怎么知道别人的兴趣爱好呢? 24 00:01:31.836 --> 00:01:35.407 你…你想啊…很奇怪吧? 25 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:41.276 突然跟不熟悉的人「你的兴趣爱好是什么?」要这样问吗? 26 00:01:43.430 --> 00:01:48.006 啊!我没在问你问题!在聊天!聊天! 27 00:01:48.169 --> 00:01:51.548 别人说话的时候你不要那样说话! 28 00:01:51.563 --> 00:01:54.192 你那样会没朋友的哦 29 00:01:58.619 --> 00:02:01.059 刚才那句也是在说我自己… 30 00:02:02.922 --> 00:02:06.493 烦…烦死了…我才没有逗哏呢… 31 00:02:06.493 --> 00:02:08.184 真是的… 32 00:02:14.246 --> 00:02:17.497 想要男朋友… 33 00:02:21.063 --> 00:02:23.958 虽然还没交上朋友… 34 00:02:24.649 --> 00:02:27.459 但再进一步的目标就是… 35 00:02:27.648 --> 00:02:31.779 男…男…男朋友… 36 00:02:35.770 --> 00:02:40.127 必须要克服自己阴角的性格才行,真的没有办法吗? 37 00:02:41.089 --> 00:02:43.044 男朋友… 38 00:02:44.703 --> 00:02:46.271 男朋友… 39 00:02:49.516 --> 00:02:51.745 是啊… 40 00:02:51.992 --> 00:02:54.672 必须要克服才行… 41 00:02:55.526 --> 00:03:01.094 但如果能克服的话,我就不会这么轻易烦恼了… 42 00:03:01.690 --> 00:03:05.229 你以为我为这件事烦恼多久了? 43 00:03:05.467 --> 00:03:10.569 我要是能克服阴角的毛病早就交到朋友了… 44 00:03:13.231 --> 00:03:14.463 搭讪? 45 00:03:14.463 --> 00:03:17.863 我?没戏没戏没戏!会紧张死的! 46 00:03:25.349 --> 00:03:31.782 不过说来也是啊…成为阳角就是要这样啊… 47 00:03:32.339 --> 00:03:35.758 我想要成为阳角… 48 00:03:36.482 --> 00:03:41.042 成为阳角…交很多朋友… 49 00:03:41.449 --> 00:03:45.911 破…破…破除处女身… 50 00:03:46.652 --> 00:03:48.943 阳角的话…那个… 51 00:03:49.087 --> 00:03:53.866 内…内射什么的…是不是都很稀松平常啊… 52 00:03:54.157 --> 00:03:58.776 就…就是…在色色的同人本上经常会看到那种… 53 00:04:00.699 --> 00:04:03.339 我知道了啦…! 54 00:04:03.563 --> 00:04:07.403 但是…大家都偷偷看哦 55 00:04:07.713 --> 00:04:12.545 年龄限制什么的…那种东西怎么可能遵守啊… 56 00:04:15.629 --> 00:04:20.688 不过…搭讪…搭讪… 57 00:04:24.337 --> 00:04:32.059 就算是为了积累经验…尝试一下…也是可以的吧? 58 00:04:33.429 --> 00:04:37.349 总不能一直都是这样的阴角 … 59 00:04:40.010 --> 00:04:41.581 好… 60 00:04:42.963 --> 00:04:45.363 谢谢你…小爱 61 00:04:45.663 --> 00:04:48.495 我会努力试一下 62 00:04:48.495 --> 00:04:53.011 谢…谢谢你… 63 00:04:53.363 --> 00:04:54.614 嗯… 64 00:04:55.313 --> 00:04:58.193 要为我加油哦…