WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.870 --> 00:00:04.840 嘿 2 00:00:06.667 --> 00:00:09.481 在沮丧什么啊? 3 00:00:09.481 --> 00:00:12.921 今天一整天都闷闷不乐的嘛 4 00:00:12.921 --> 00:00:17.100 妈妈和爸爸都超级担心你哦 5 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:24.741 不过嘛,哥哥会沮丧的理由,大概也就那样吧~ 6 00:00:24.741 --> 00:00:30.221 八成是想买的游戏卖完了 7 00:00:30.221 --> 00:00:35.570 或者是忘了买便利商店的新品零食 8 00:00:35.570 --> 00:00:42.542 就是这种无关紧要的事情吧? 9 00:00:42.542 --> 00:00:46.501 干嘛啊,那么沮丧 10 00:00:46.501 --> 00:00:51.651 哥哥这么沮丧我只会想笑而已 11 00:01:00.561 --> 00:01:04.000 所以到底是因为什么在沮丧啊? 12 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:08.121 没办法了,就由我来听听哥哥的牢骚吧 13 00:01:08.121 --> 00:01:16.208 好啦,快说啦,别浪费我的时间 14 00:01:16.208 --> 00:01:18.141 哈? 15 00:01:27.981 --> 00:01:35.290 什、什么啊,就、就为了这种事摆出一副世界末日的表情? 16 00:01:39.375 --> 00:01:42.625 什么啊 17 00:01:45.110 --> 00:01:49.685 太废物了,笑得肚子痛 18 00:01:49.685 --> 00:01:53.040 笑得停不下来啦 19 00:02:00.667 --> 00:02:04.542 抱歉,抱歉 20 00:02:09.046 --> 00:02:18.100 因为没想到你只是被女生甩掉… 21 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:22.625 就、就这么沮丧嘛 22 00:02:22.625 --> 00:02:31.625 还以为…是更严重的烦恼呢 23 00:02:34.083 --> 00:02:43.730 被甩而已…不行了,笑到肚子痛 24 00:02:48.580 --> 00:02:55.610 因为啊,这种事不笑才怪吧 25 00:02:55.610 --> 00:03:05.180 既然这么沮丧,就是说你以为告白对象会接受…是这样期待的对吧? 26 00:03:05.180 --> 00:03:12.708 我说啊,像哥哥这种废材男怎么可能交得到女朋友嘛 27 00:03:12.708 --> 00:03:16.461 被甩是理所当然的啦,明白吗? 28 00:03:16.461 --> 00:03:22.667 所以沮丧也是白费功夫,本来就注定要被甩的 29 00:03:22.667 --> 00:03:29.941 说起来那个女生才可怜呢,被这么废物的哥哥告白 30 00:03:29.941 --> 00:03:34.875 希望她没有留下心理阴影 31 00:03:34.875 --> 00:03:42.200 哎呀呀…真的很沮丧吗? 32 00:03:44.208 --> 00:03:48.041 变成一张丑丑的哭脸了 33 00:03:48.041 --> 00:03:54.292 怎么了?快要哭出来了? 34 00:03:54.292 --> 00:03:58.501 被说了实话就这么受打击吗? 35 00:03:59.792 --> 00:04:04.441 果然哥哥是个烂透了的废物心态呢 36 00:04:04.441 --> 00:04:09.583 废物~废物~废物心态~ 37 00:04:11.333 --> 00:04:18.708 说起来,关注除了我之外的人让我挺火大的 38 00:04:18.708 --> 00:04:22.861 欸?嗯?没什么啦 39 00:04:22.861 --> 00:04:27.401 本来长相就很糟,现在连耳朵也坏掉了? 40 00:04:28.576 --> 00:04:34.000 那个啊,哥哥,不用那么沮丧啦 41 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:41.921 吓到了? 42 00:04:41.921 --> 00:04:47.542 难堪又可怜的哥哥 43 00:04:47.542 --> 00:04:51.833 我特别地来安慰你吧 44 00:04:51.833 --> 00:04:56.000 要感谢我哦