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[00:19.30]啊...那个...
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[00:29.42]你好...前辈...晚上好...
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[00:35.37]嗯...是我...
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[00:38.65]用我给你的号码打来的...想也知道不会有别人啊...
[00:48.17] 
[00:48.17]还是说...把我的号码跟别的女人的号码混在一起...没认出来吗？
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[01:00.87]唉...不用解释了...请说正事...找我有事嘛...
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[01:13.10]哼...这样啊...没事还想给我打电话啊...
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[01:22.60]没...没问题...毕竟是男女朋友...没事打个电话也是理所当然...
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[01:35.12]普通关系的话...
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[01:37.27]大晚上没事还打个电话扰人清梦...不是究极无常识嘛...
[01:45.75] 
[01:45.75]但对象是女朋友就没有没必要担心了...
[01:52.95] 
[01:52.95]然后呢...就算没事...晾了我三天...
[02:01.22] 
[02:01.22]你可是度过了一段烦人女友不在家的舒爽生活...
[02:07.75] 
[02:07.75]现在应该能给我讲出一两件惹得我捧腹大笑的事情了吧...
[02:19.37] 
[02:19.37]干嘛...
[02:22.07] 
[02:22.07]我又没生气...
[02:26.57] 
[02:26.57]可能是久违地听见前辈的声音...
[02:29.50] 
[02:29.50]我太过开心导致语气听起来有点臭吧...
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[02:37.12]所以...赶紧给我讲两件有趣的事情...
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[02:42.47]还有...请把我逗笑...
[02:48.15] 
[02:48.15]来...快点...请吧...
[02:56.10] 
[02:56.10]唉...为什么要道歉...
[03:01.80] 
[03:01.80]不说明我为什么生气...只是一个劲的道歉...
[03:08.47] 
[03:08.47]这不就整得我跟个毫无理由生气...给男友添麻烦的麻烦女人了嘛...
[03:20.35] 
[03:20.35]还是说...真就不管我这个麻烦女人...跟别的女人玩得很开心吗？
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[03:34.80]不是对吧？
[03:38.12] 
[03:38.12]那就请不要让我一一担心...
[03:45.67] 
[03:45.67]唉...我知道了...
[03:49.62] 
[03:49.62]那趁此机会...我实话实说了...
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[03:55.32]今天的我...心情很不好...
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[04:00.50]嗯...反正前辈是无法理解了...就不告诉你了...
[04:09.30] 
[04:09.30]因为离我回家的前夜为止...
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[04:12.77]直到今天这个时候才给我打电话...
[04:22.50] 
[04:22.50]知道为什么不给我打电话...
[04:29.90] 
[04:29.90]没...第一天的短信我看了...
[04:34.95] 
[04:34.95]没回信是因为内容太无厘头...
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[04:40.95]什么叫...要不要给你打个电话？
[04:46.67] 
[04:46.67]请不要把决定权交给我好吗？
[04:52.00] 
[04:52.00]要是我回个...请给我打电话...
[04:57.57] 
[04:57.57]这样我不就成了不惜浪费男友宝贵时间还要让他打电话给我的任性女人了嘛...
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[05:07.00]可我也不能回个...我不想和你通电话...什么的...
[05:14.60] 
[05:14.60]那个时候给我的选择只剩下...
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[05:18.17]什么都不写...拍张恶作剧自拍照发给你了...
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[05:29.05]嗯...那不是什么奇怪网站的照片...
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[05:34.52]是你女朋友的自拍照...
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[05:38.80]为了可能因我不在而失落的前辈...
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[05:44.30]我可是每天不落...脸和胸部等基本部位自不必说...
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[05:51.32]脖子...锁骨...腋下...肚脐...就连脚掌这种XP部位都拍下发你了不是嘛...
[06:06.95] 
[06:06.95]嗯...所以...怎么样...我的自拍...有拿来做奇怪的事情吗？
[06:20.90] 
[06:20.90]虽然我不是以这个目的发你的...
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[06:25.60]不过我也能理解你在我的魅力诱惑下偷偷拿来用的心情...
[06:33.22] 
[06:33.22]既然发到前辈手上...就轮不到我来说三道四了...
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[06:41.40]请坦白跟我说...
[06:46.85] 
[06:46.85]唔...请不要沉默...好好回答我啊...
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[06:55.57]这是我们俩的电话...用不着害羞的...
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[07:03.22]也没有被偷听...
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[07:07.80]来...悄悄话就行...请告诉我...
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[07:16.20]拜托了...
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[07:19.72]我很担心自己有没有满足前辈...
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[07:27.50]前辈...拿我的照片...做了什么？
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[07:39.57]噗...嗯...谢谢...
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[07:48.30]前辈这样子就行...
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[07:52.70]没交往那会都拿我的照片做奇怪的事情了...
[07:59.30] 
[07:59.30]现在也不用改变...就用那种眼神看我就行...
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[08:06.52]还有...直到今天才给我打电话的事...我已经不生气了...
[08:16.00] 
[08:16.00]不如说我从一开始就没生气...
[08:21.87] 
[08:21.87]因为前辈突然打电话过来...
[08:24.42] 
[08:24.42]我还没做好心理准备就久违地和前辈聊上天了...
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[08:30.52]我有点害羞...就像从前那样无法坦率...
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[08:39.27]说了些过分的话遮羞而已...
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[08:44.70]嘛...关于没给我打电话的不满...不如说是内心...
[08:52.77] 
[08:52.77]我被不安感缠了三天没能好好放松...
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[08:57.62]整天在房间里徘徊...连学习都学不进去...
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[09:03.37]对前辈只剩不满的说...
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[09:07.10]不过...前辈把选择权交给我的温柔...我感受到了...
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[09:18.97]嗯...所以前辈...
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[09:23.65]我才是...对不起...
[09:29.75] 
[09:29.75]要改变我这别扭的性格...似乎还需要点时间...
[09:40.02] 
[09:40.02]唔...是这样啊...
[09:46.02] 
[09:46.02]前辈意外还蛮温柔的呢...
[09:51.27] 
[09:51.27]毕竟是喜欢精神虐待的男友...
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[09:54.20]我还以为是故意隔着电话故意冷落我呢...
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[10:01.00]噗...没什么...开玩笑的...
[10:07.95] 
[10:07.95]久违地听见前辈的声音...
[10:11.05] 
[10:11.05]本来想再跟前辈聊上三个小时...
[10:14.32] 
[10:14.32]好好讨论下用我发过去的照片的哪个部位...做着什么样的幻想...怎么使用的...
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[10:27.27]不过明天一大早就要出发...先挂啦...
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[10:37.82]今天谢谢你能打电话给我...
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[10:45.52]剩下的话明天在前辈家里慢慢聊吧...
[10:55.95] 
[10:55.95]嗯...那就...再见...
[11:07.00] 
[11:07.00]那个...前辈...请把电话挂了...
[11:15.12] 
[11:15.12]不是...我只是手慢了而已...
[11:22.50] 
[11:22.50]才不是在担心比前辈先挂断会让前辈感到寂寞...
[11:29.87] 
[11:29.87]等着前辈先挂断什么的...
[11:37.57] 
[11:37.57]唉...我知道了...
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[11:40.82]那就这样吧...
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[11:44.07]我数1...2...同时挂断...
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[11:50.37]这样就互相平等...可以毫无顾忌挂断电话了...
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[11:58.87]嗯...要开始咯...
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[12:03.87]1...2...
[12:12.20] 
[12:12.20]我说...你有听我说话嘛...1...2...就挂断哦...
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[12:20.45]数完已经过去五秒了...
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[12:26.12]前辈的反射神经到底有多长啊...
[12:31.80] 
[12:31.80]不我是...今天脊髓的状态不是很好...反应慢了...
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[12:43.57]唉...没办法呢...
[12:47.45] 
[12:47.45]这样继续跟前辈做笨蛋情侣的话...明天要睡过头了...
[12:55.62] 
[12:55.62]那样会比预定更晚到家...
[13:00.87] 
[13:00.87]见前辈的时间也就没了...
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[13:06.35]所以我放弃挂断电话的选择了...
[13:11.60] 
[13:11.60]就这样放在枕头旁睡觉...
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[13:16.60]前辈想挂的时候再挂断吧...
[13:23.05] 
[13:23.05]要是还想跟我说说话...
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[13:28.12]就请自顾自跟我说吧...
[13:35.10] 
[13:35.10]就算睡着了我也肯定会回话的...
[13:43.02] 
[13:43.02]嗯...那就...这次我真要睡了...
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[13:54.20]前辈...等我回去...再好好亲亲你哦...
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[14:07.50]晚安...前辈...
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