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老哥  久等咯

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来  先起床

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放膝盖上咯

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这可是我特制的粥哦

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我开  当当——

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里面放了鸡蛋和蟹棒

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蟹棒非常好吃哦

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看的我都想吃一口了

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啊  怎么了？不想吃吗？

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没事啦  不用在意我

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难不成你想让我喂给你吃？

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玩笑也开的太恶心了吧

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诶  你认真的？

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真拿你没办法

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嗯  差不多了吧

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来  张开嘴

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快张开啦

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骗你的啦

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真好吃

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嘿嘿  你上当了

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嗯？你真的想吃？

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你以为这么容易就能吃到妹妹做的饭？

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哈哈  不要生气啦  开玩笑的

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来  这次是真的啦

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张嘴吧

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怎样？很不错吧

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呵呵  我就知道  来继续

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我不会再闹啦 安心吃吧

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要心怀感激好好品尝哦

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蟹棒是不是很美味？

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做出蟹棒的人真是个天才

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说起来蟹棒其实是高蛋白食品

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减肥时也可以吃哦？你知道吗？

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不过我到底是多么喜欢蟹棒啊

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吃了很多嘛  不错不错

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之后要乖乖睡觉哦

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嗯？怎么了？

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也是  刚才一直在睡觉

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睡得着才怪

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要不我给你按摩脑袋吧

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说是可以让皮肤紧致

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最近在朋友之间很流行哦

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而且还能进行放松

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似乎还有安眠的效果

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所以我就大发慈悲

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来吧  我来给你膝枕

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快点啦快点啦

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那我就开始咯

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如何？

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这样揉一揉很舒服吧

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头部按摩其实有很多效果哦

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首先是把脖子和肩膀附近揉散

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也能缓解眼部疲劳  好处多多

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还说有……改善睡眠？

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对总睡懒觉的老哥还挺合适的

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而且最重要的是

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可以给脸部带来抗老化的效果

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所以我和朋友们经常相互按摩哦

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完毕

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作为收尾我再稍微用力抓一抓咯


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我抓我抓我抓

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头部按摩到此结束~

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好了  接下来趴在床上

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啊  你问为什么？

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后面还没按不是吗？

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好了快趴下

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哈哈哈  感觉像是在舔穴一样呢

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不过  不要打什么坏主意哦

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只不过是给你按摩而已

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开始咯

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以后脖颈为中心进行按摩

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哎呀不要啦

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你呼吸弄得我好痒啊

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老哥你就不要呼吸啦

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像这样按摩后脖颈

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感觉很舒服吧

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揉啊揉啊

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揉啊揉啊

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这样按摩下来

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不仅可以提高免疫力

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还可以缓解肩膀僵硬哦

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其他的就是可以美容了吧

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虽然老哥也不需要美容对吧~

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咦？你想知道都有什么美容效果？

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真没想到

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我想想哦

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可以消除脸和脖子的肿胀和脱皮

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还可以改善面部暗黄和瘦脸

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甚至连眼鼻口间的曲线也可以改善哦

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好  这样应该差不多了

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感觉如何？

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这样就能睡得着……

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呜哇

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你的手在乱动什么啊

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是头皮开始发痒了吗？

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现在最好不要洗澡

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那我去拿毛巾给你擦一下头  等我一下哦