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那么，这一侧的耳朵，要开始了哦

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啊，其实有普通的枕头的

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如果比起膝枕那个更好的话......

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膝枕更好吗......？

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感觉我的大腿睡上去应该不会很舒服吧......

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我的大腿更好是吗......

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啊，不、不是......

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好、好吧，那就和之前一样......

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要开始掏耳了哦......

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一开始还是从耳朵较浅的地方开始

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要像是给耳道挠痒一样......

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抱歉，我好像开始有点动摇了......

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该怎么说呢......被别人需要......？

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或者说很少有机会被别人容许......？

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明明知道这没什么特殊的含义

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却慌慌张张得不像样子......

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让你看到难堪的一面，实在不好意思

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在耳朵“入口”处，用掏耳棒前端

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“咕呷咕呷~”地......

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用另一只手抚摸耳朵背面......

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呵呵......你喜欢这样吗？

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我这种人和别人呆在一起只会添麻烦

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像这样，能通过掏耳起到一点作用的话

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总感觉......很开心......嘿嘿

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我用麦克风把自己掏耳朵的声音录下来

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试着听了听

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但不太明白什么样算是舒服......

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但现在再听一遍的话

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会不会更清楚一些呢......

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在耳朵“入口”这里“咕呷咕呷~”很久了

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差不多要往里面深入一点了哦

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请”耷拉~“地放松下来吧

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放松......放松......

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不管是坐下还是站着，肌肉都会紧绷......

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慢慢地深呼吸，放松下来......

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我其实对月光同学有一点不满的地方

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我明明叫做“秋水（Syusui)”

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她却以为我叫“秋水（Akimizu）"（译者注：日语中”秋水“的不同念法）

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虽然很想修正，但如果让她感到尴尬又太不礼貌了

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实在......不太好说出口啊......

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啊，口水、又流出来了哦......

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没关系的，短裙什么的脏了也不要紧

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和那相比......

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我更希望你能感到舒服......

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呵呵......

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真的好久没和人说这么久的话了

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我今天、没说什么奇怪的话吧......

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好像......啊不、应该确实说过吧......

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毕竟我这种人，肯定会说出什么奇怪的话来的......

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啊啊......回去肯定又要不停地反省到睡不着觉了......

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感觉不错......

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要把掏耳棒往里面伸进去一点了哦......

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你的耳朵最深处的

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“死胡同”的地方，一~二~

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“噗呲噗呲~噗呲呲~”

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深处掏耳原来这么舒服吗？

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你咧开了嘴

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鼻孔都变膨大了......呵呵......

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表情变得稍微有点奇怪，但很可爱

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啊、不是......说了“很可爱”这样奇怪的话十分抱歉......

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对男生不能这样说的吧，呜......实在不好意思......

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在耳朵最深处，把掏耳棒”咕噜“地旋转一圈

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能触碰到各个位置，很舒服吧

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嘿嘿，“咕噜”、“咕噜咕噜~”

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谢谢你，答应我唐突的请求

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愿意陪我练习

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陪着我这样眼神凶恶、讲话无聊、阴沉灰暗的女人

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啊、难道你前世是功德无量的著名圣人......

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啊......唔、是这里吗？

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这个“咕哩咕哩~”的地方，用掏耳棒顶端......

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“呲~呲~”就可以了吗？

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好、那就多“呲~呲~”一点♪

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呜呃......不好意思，请让我休息一下......

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唔......呼~~好、没问题了！

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在舒服的地方，“呲~呲~”、“咕呷咕呷”......

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啊，刚刚稍微颤抖了一下呢，呵呵......

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我的掏耳如何呢......？

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做得还不错吗？

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过后会开一个总结会的，有做的不好的地方请告诉我哦

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差不多该最后收尾了......

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我印象里你感到最舒服的地方

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让我全~都~为你掏一遍吧♪

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要来了哦......

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好了！这边的掏耳也结束了！

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哈......呼......因为一直很紧张

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一下子就安心下来了......

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但是，我觉得很开心

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能这样给谁帮上忙，还是第一次......

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今天你能陪我练习，实在太感谢了

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那、那个，该做什么作为回报呢......

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说起来，我根本没考虑过......

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唔......嗯......

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啊对了，钱......给你钱可以吗......

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请、请稍等！......钱包在哪......

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欸，不、不可以吗......？